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    I can agree with all that. Since you used the...

    I can agree with all that. Since you used the word "should" rather than "wont".

    There have been cases where HMRC have come after more. They should not have done so. But they did.
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    Sticky: Been quite alot in Snowden for a while.

    Been quite alot in Snowden for a while.
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    Sticky: Century :yay: And :puke: to the post. And :eek:

    Century :yay:

    And :puke: to the post. And :eek:
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    Argument

    Argument
  5. The proper good old days were during the war....

    The proper good old days were during the war. None of the violence around like there is now.
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    I wish I was gay. Life would have been so much...

    I wish I was gay. Life would have been so much easier. No kids. And more importantly no wives.

    The problem with wives is you can't live with them. And you can't bury them under the patio with a...
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    But a guy does not have to be gay to enjoy...

    But a guy does not have to be gay to enjoy something up the marmite motorway. That is where the male g-spot is after all. Around the prostrate.
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    Sorry about that. We will try to return to normal...

    Sorry about that. We will try to return to normal levels of abuse asap.
  9. Thread: Where's...

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    He was caught having relations with a squirrel on...

    He was caught having relations with a squirrel on his DFS sofa. And is now serving community service at the local RSPCA centre.

    Or he flounced after getting a week ban for making death threats.
    ...
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    Is that better or worse than a wizard's sleeve? ...

    Is that better or worse than a wizard's sleeve?

    I know it is better than a Cathedral f4nny - as in "I have never played an organ in such a big cathedral f4nny before".
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    Poll: Hardly screaming. The SNP have a very good point...

    Hardly screaming. The SNP have a very good point as the 3rd biggest party. They also have the best leader of the parties. Even if she looks the worst - which says something when up against...
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    Who is Lily Allen? And what is Instagram?

    Who is Lily Allen? And what is Instagram?
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    Indeed. And women often want gay men as friends.

    Indeed. And women often want gay men as friends.
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    Well I always thought the T in IHT stood for Tax....

    Well I always thought the T in IHT stood for Tax.

    And hence why NAT says, correctly IMO, that advice is highly preferable.
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    Sticky: Thats not too bad then. The dental hygiene stuff...

    Thats not too bad then. The dental hygiene stuff can take ages to get into a routine. I floss and use dental sticks every day!



    Its okay. We know you are as rubbish at being a mod as you are...
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    1. The mods decide what the rules are 2. If any...

    1. The mods decide what the rules are
    2. If any rules are broken, punishment will be determined at random
    3. Anyone questioning the rules will be laughed at
    4. Anyone posting pictures from the mod...
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    Maiden

    Maiden
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    Sticky: Congratulations to whichever mod fixed things up....

    Congratulations to whichever mod fixed things up. Bet it was cojak. Always doing the needful in professional....
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    Sticky: Is that really necessary? I went to dentist about...

    Is that really necessary? I went to dentist about 2 years ago. They said lots of work to be done - they would do a little every 6 months. Makes it much easier.
  20. And that sector is about to get alot bigger. ...

    And that sector is about to get alot bigger.

    Who cares about inequality?
  21. I understand what you say and in some ways agree....

    I understand what you say and in some ways agree.

    However the amount of abuse on CUK for victims of DTA and LC leaves much to be desired. It just opens the floodgates, whether you agree or...
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    I would like CUK(and society) to get to the stage...

    I would like CUK(and society) to get to the stage where no-one cares what sexuality anyone is. Or indeed what gender(M, F or other) anyone is.

    As for abuse, I can only abuse you for that video of...
  23. Nigel Farage demonstrates fabled Brexiter...

    Nigel Farage demonstrates fabled Brexiter negotiating skills by giving Tories everything they want for nothing in return
  24. Thread: Glasgow

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    If you live among drug dealers I suppose they...

    If you live among drug dealers I suppose they have to appear friendly.



    The poor bloke. Has he finished counselling yet?



    At last, some common sense.
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    OnlyWatchingFirstTwoTheRestAreIncomprehensibleRubb...

    OnlyWatchingFirstTwoTheRestAreIncomprehensibleRubbishMuchLikeSasgurusPosts
  26. Why should the government go against their HMRC...

    Why should the government go against their HMRC overlords?

    This is nothing to do with the government. It is just contractors and HMRC. And contractors have let HMRC win.
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    If there was an "Undecided" party and a...

    If there was an "Undecided" party and a "WillNotVote" party, it could really split the don't know vote.

    :rolleyes: <-- Just for RogerFederer, who is as good as posting as I am at tennis.
  28. As the UK is the country with the most buyers....

    As the UK is the country with the most buyers. After any no-deal brexit, there will be huge tariffs on EU cars. So in the UK we will mostly buy Japanese and Tesla. No more Audi, BMW and Mercedes -...
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    Bones

    Bones
  30. I agree with all the above. Of course, their...

    I agree with all the above.

    Of course, their underlying message is bollox and they often lie. But the plebs lap it up....
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    Sticky: :yay: :frown

    :yay:



    :frown
  32. So not because of too many pedos in the UK then?...

    So not because of too many pedos in the UK then? :rolleyes:

    This is exactly why Brexit should have been done at the end of March. The uncdertainty is killing the Uk. The sooner Brexit gets done,...
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    Sticky: Maybe it is just too obvious to be searched?

    Maybe it is just too obvious to be searched?
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    Sticky: I see the mods have vacated professional forums....

    I see the mods have vacated professional forums. Grrrrrrrrrr.

    FFS there are suicidal people out there.....
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    Not quite sure why you are speculating on a...

    Not quite sure why you are speculating on a posters identity in professional forums.

    I happen to know who BB is and they are a fantastic poster with great insight. Though I disagree with them on...
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    Sticky: Well I just got a text message. My paypal account...

    Well I just got a text message. My paypal account restricted. login at paypal.user-security-ref042.com .

    I wonder how many idiots get caught by messages like this?
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    Sticky: There is flooding? In which part of London is...

    There is flooding? In which part of London is this?
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    Poll: Try associating with people outside CUK for a...

    Try associating with people outside CUK for a change. You might think your genes are quite good.

    And nurture plays a big factor.....
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    Only one reason to visit. Having accidentally...

    Only one reason to visit. Having accidentally clicked on the guardian opinion page. It restores the balance.
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    Does Rose Kennedy have a black dress?

    Does Rose Kennedy have a black dress?
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    I think Lew Grade said about his film of the book...

    I think Lew Grade said about his film of the book "It would have been cheaper to drain the Atlantic".
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    Another idiot who does not stand irony. Of...

    Another idiot who does not stand irony.

    Of course there should be freedom of speech. But only for Russians in the UK.....
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    Sticky: I never watch it. Mrs BP just shouts at the telly...

    I never watch it. Mrs BP just shouts at the telly all the things they did wrong - and how to fix them. I wish I could get her to enter.....
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    Sticky: I wish we had a forum where people were experts...

    I wish we had a forum where people were experts on bleeding radiators. I know where people talk about gladiators. And DFS sofas. And Chutney spoons. But not radiators.




    Another hour of my...
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    Foreign interference in UK elections

    Why is Hilary getting involved?

    Hillary Clinton: 'Shameful' not to publish Russia report - BBC News
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    Bricks

    Bricks
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    So same effect as horse manure?

    So same effect as horse manure?
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    Like Liver in Liverpool and Liver in Liver...

    Like Liver in Liverpool and Liver in Liver building are different roots. Hence different pronunciation.
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    Sticky: :yay:

    :yay:
  50. So much for going for an alliance with the Tories...

    So much for going for an alliance with the Tories then. Boris has got everything he wanted.

    This could really influence the result. Maybe LibDems will not stand in all seats where Labour won last...
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