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    Ohh it's that guy. Christ.. he can't even work...

    Ohh it's that guy. Christ.. he can't even work this one out? I have a feeling we are going to be seeing a hell of a lot of this poster :D
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    I went with Lucy via a public sector gig where...

    I went with Lucy via a public sector gig where agency said exactly the same thing. No issues onboarding or anything.
  3. Kids animal drawings in to reality..

    So many grim threads so I thought I'd share this one which made I larf.

    Daddy's little monsters: Father uses computer wizardry to produce animal drawings in real life | Daily Mail Online
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    Because they aren't profits, just for clarity.

    Because they aren't profits, just for clarity.
  5. Errr. I would have said healthy discussion to be...

    Errr. I would have said healthy discussion to be fair :emb
  6. Because it's not for them to advise you how to...

    Because it's not for them to advise you how to run your business. If they tell you to do the wrong thing and you lose out you could come after them. They can tell you how the finances work. The rest...
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    Another thread on it here. ...

    Another thread on it here.

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/accounting-legal/99188-opting-out-umbrella.html

    Personally I haven't seen the Opt in/out status make one iota of difference in any...
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    Demand a refund of the money you've paid this...

    Demand a refund of the money you've paid this year to see if their financial systems are in the same state.
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    https://www.ipse.co.uk/uploads/assets/uploaded/fc7...

    https://www.ipse.co.uk/uploads/assets/uploaded/fc70731d-755f-4cd0-8f822e90df4e002c.pdf
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    Possibly but don't dress up this as anything less...

    Possibly but don't dress up this as anything less than fraud by way of omission. You know why the system exists and what it's meant to do. To try stuff something through the back door because you can...
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    Why? . You weren't doing work for the Ltd so you...

    Why? . You weren't doing work for the Ltd so you work hasn't stopped for covid.
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    I assume you are talking about a situation where...

    I assume you are talking about a situation where both are bringing income in. Not the paid wife who does nothing set up. I think we've touched on it on one thread but I expect we will start having...
  13. It might be worth asking if they will do a...

    It might be worth asking if they will do a Confirmation of Arrangements letter to make absolutely sure nothing falls through the cracks.

    Your contract might say substitution is allowed but we've...
  14. Am I missing something here but you can't claim...

    Am I missing something here but you can't claim on the scheme yet anyway so in a weeks time you do your SATR quick and get it in so you will have one year filed before the scheme opens and Bobs your...
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    I can't think for one minute the amount of money...

    I can't think for one minute the amount of money extracted by MVL will even bat HMRC's eyelid. The process will be used by people who just meet the criteria and companies that have millions in the...
  16. Cool story bro.

    Cool story bro.
  17. All sounds great doesn't it.... but not for me I...

    All sounds great doesn't it.... but not for me I don't think. I don't like the idea of taking on any more debt or liabilities at this point in time. There is nothing to invest it in really that will...
  18. These situations are complicated. If the client...

    These situations are complicated. If the client says inside then that should be filtered down the chain so the right determination can be made by you. It's not for them to determine now so you could...
  19. To ease the monotony of lock downs and the doom...

    To ease the monotony of lock downs and the doom and gloom circulating in the media I suggest whatever you say just insert the phrase 'Get ****ed pig' after every sentence.

    It'll brighten up a...
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    Is he being paid a 100 quid a month for the next...

    Is he being paid a 100 quid a month for the next 300 years?
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    Talk about shooting yourself in the foot. ...

    Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

    Sounds very sensible. Well saved sir.

    Sweet
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    Should get 12 months for spitting at a police...

    Should get 12 months for spitting at a police officer or any emergency worker full stop. Claiming he had covid should just double it.
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    No need to tell us. We can see right through him.

    No need to tell us. We can see right through him.
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    Please don't :( You are only young. Just see...

    Please don't :(

    You are only young. Just see it as an exercise in upskilling and come back the market being able to charge higher rates soon.
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    Sticky: Possibly but knowing people in JC's it's highly...

    Possibly but knowing people in JC's it's highly likely they'll forget or don't understand it themselves. By knowing you need to declare and conveniently not telling them is opening you to benefit...
  26. Thread: 60% LTV

    by northernladuk
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    That shouldn't be a problem with house prices...

    That shouldn't be a problem with house prices going up at 1.7% last year and whatever for the 2 years before. I'd be putting a new price at the top end of the market value (but still realistic) to be...
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    VAT Deferral Information

    The government has brought in some measures to allow VAT deferral to help anyone struggling with paying.

    More information can be found in the links below
    Deferral of VAT payments due to...
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    Sticky: Just some links for further reading if you do...

    Just some links for further reading if you do need to go down this path.

    Further information on JSA here
    Jobseeker's Allowance (JSA) - GOV.UK

    You can start the process here.
    Contact Jobcentre...
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    Happy to try start a thread but all I can offer...

    Happy to try start a thread but all I can offer is some to try get people to think out of the box. I have no experience doing any of this. It would just have to start with trying to get people to...
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    But by then you'll be 3 months in arrears and...

    But by then you'll be 3 months in arrears and have not been able to live in between. Ridiculous argument.
  31. If your wifes job *cough* is managing the company...

    If your wifes job *cough* is managing the company and it's day to day running then that does not stop if you are furloughed so no, furloughing your wife is taking the piss.

    In fact thinking about...
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    It's a long running argument from way back in...

    It's a long running argument from way back in 2012 (I think) when PC first mooted this idea. Ever since then he's championed the cause that £72 is worth it (cough). But anyway... in this current...
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    Might just be better linking to guides such as...

    Might just be better linking to guides such as these.

    Jobseeker’s Allowance (JSA) – overview for contractors

    Contractor Doctor: Can I claim Job Seekers Allowance if I have a limited company?
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    Every thread where we try compare to complete...

    Every thread where we try compare to complete different income methods like this end up this way.
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    As big as you can. I don't see why putting a...

    As big as you can. I don't see why putting a limit on it (using some common sense of course) helps. This time more than ever proves it can't be too big surely?

    IMO, through recent experience, you...
  36. Thread: 60% LTV

    by northernladuk
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    I'm just about to sign my year 5 fixed rate....

    I'm just about to sign my year 5 fixed rate. There is only one way it can go from 1.44% IMO. The more competitive rates save me 20 quid a month so Its a no brainer to me.
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    Well you've obviously got IR35 problems. Client...

    Well you've obviously got IR35 problems. Client telling you what to work on when is very bad for you, particularly at the moment. Did you get a determination before April? What's the score around...
  38. Well you've said you've had your hours cut, not...

    Well you've said you've had your hours cut, not stopped. So to stop working just so you claim full relief would be voluntary and would tax evasion/fraud wouldn't it?
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    Did anyone else get slightly aroused reading that?

    Did anyone else get slightly aroused reading that?
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    Not sure why. He was a very naughty boy from what...

    Not sure why. He was a very naughty boy from what I heard.
  41. The NMW plus bonus appears to be the standard...

    The NMW plus bonus appears to be the standard way. Explained here by Lisa. Other threads discussing it are available.
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    The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon...

    The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street...
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    Jesus ******* wept. Its just getting worse. ...

    Jesus ******* wept. Its just getting worse.

    Like herding cats.. But with clueless morons instead.

    I think we need to frame this one for posterity.
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    Why do you want to know?

    Why do you want to know?
  45. Which Umbrella is it. We may be able to point you...

    Which Umbrella is it. We may be able to point you in the direction of discussions and how to progress if we know.

    If you don't want to say then type name in to this search in google and see if any...
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    Erm.. Haven't they ordered 10k ventilators from...

    Erm.. Haven't they ordered 10k ventilators from Dyson? That agreement must have been in the wings getting thrashed out for awhile so I'm not sure your facts stand up.

    I think you'll find he didn't...
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    I thought being the village idiot was a full time...

    I thought being the village idiot was a full time job? No furlough for you.
  48. If the council says it's OK and you are going to...

    If the council says it's OK and you are going to do the right thing then just get on with it. I don't think you need to worry too much about the rules and regs for that amount at this point in time....
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    An interesting view. I was thinking in theory if...

    An interesting view. I was thinking in theory if the business expands it would require other people to do that work so IMO they are distinct business activities all rolling up to make the...
  50. They are to some but on whe whole I'd say not,...

    They are to some but on whe whole I'd say not, particularly with every man and his dog trying it at the moment as well. Have a look around and see. I doubt there will be anything for PM and service...
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