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  1. Was this what caused the dinosaurs to go extinct?

    Was this what caused the dinosaurs to go extinct?
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    And it has crashed back down again. This share...

    And it has crashed back down again. This share always gets pumped and dumped every once in a awhile. I am suspecting a targeted pump just like bitcoin.
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    When the times are good and there is good demand...

    When the times are good and there is good demand for us we can dictate terms and ignore such opportunistic adverts and force the clients to pay market rates. But times like now, there will be many...
  4. the modern aircraft these days flies on its own...

    the modern aircraft these days flies on its own and fixes itself. To drive an autonomous Tesla you don’t need extensive training. Same thing applies to this.
  5. Let’s be honest we all get a contract and learn...

    Let’s be honest we all get a contract and learn on the job often times. Why can’t the pilots do it? Fair play, it needs plenty of confidence and being a pilot is all about confidence and ability.
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    It looks amazing and have to say it is money very...

    It looks amazing and have to say it is money very well spent. This is needed because in post Brexit world identity is quite important. It was finished with a budget less than a million and that is...
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    Choose a place where the traffic is likely to be...

    Choose a place where the traffic is likely to be sparse and you can get away with murder.

    The first time I drove was Sardinia in August. I read online that traffic is bad due to holiday season...
  8. Not sure which exact tweet but the latest...

    Not sure which exact tweet but the latest controversy about her tweet was this one
    https://imgur.com/a/Wp7uahq
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    A leading scientist has found that even semen has...

    A leading scientist has found that even semen has a form of vitamins that fights off Covid efficiently.
  10. It is fairly obvious that this is SEO activity...

    It is fairly obvious that this is SEO activity from NTRT guys to get their website URL in Wikipedia. Clever hack and I am surprised its still there.
  11. I object to it being challenged because Boris and...

    I object to it being challenged because Boris and Matt have done nothing wrong and it is all above board. Nothing but mud slinging from Tory party haters.
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    There was a documentary by Louis Theroux on...

    There was a documentary by Louis Theroux on Fentanyl deaths in US. It was pretty grim. Its known as an elephant tranquilliser and mainly smuggled out of China, mixed with heroin and sold in streets....
  13. Coronavirus:Covid: Crisp Websites Ltd

    302 Moved

    I am fairly certain that this is nothing but a witch hunt aimed at Tories who are working hard behind the scenes.

    A pest control company has been awarded 100 million PPE contract by...
  14. When this appeared on Reddit a former employee...

    When this appeared on Reddit a former employee commented that everything about the job spec is actually true and the job description has evolved over a period of time. Staff really don't stay for...
  15. This is an advert for Infosys/wipro to provide...

    This is an advert for Infosys/wipro to provide cheap resources. Who knows they will engage in a bidding war and bring the costs down.
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    Trump should order some aerial attacks from...

    Trump should order some aerial attacks from Apache helicopters on the “looters”
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    WTF?? That fat lazy twunt can stay banned. He was...

    WTF?? That fat lazy twunt can stay banned. He was nothing but an obese KFC munching arse sitting in his bed sit all day long unable to even get out of his bed to wipe himself. He is likely dead...
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    Message for Admin

    What's up with the forum ? Timeouts and extremely slow response times at 4 in the morning! Sort this out! Or give me a refund, I do not accept credit notes!
  19. I am going to start a partition to bring a law...

    I am going to start a partition to bring a law out that people who do now know the difference between a partition and petition will not be allowed to get off their meds.
  20. Somewhere between Boris Johnson's arse and...

    Somewhere between Boris Johnson's arse and Carrie Symonds's vagina.
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    Poll: If an election is held tomorrow, Boris will have...

    If an election is held tomorrow, Boris will have a bigger landslide because he has been handing over free money to the entire nation for sitting at home and drinking beer. Over at mumsnet they even...
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    Laughing at the demands to fire Cummings. :laugh...

    Laughing at the demands to fire Cummings. :laugh

    Let's get this straight, even if its absolutely proved beyond doubt that he impregnated Carrie and produced Brois's latest child, they will defend...
  23. Do not reinvent the wheel, buy an off the shelf...

    Do not reinvent the wheel, buy an off the shelf screen scraper software which does all the heavy lifting for you. Write some rudimentary C# web api to get data out of the database and bolt on a React...
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    If you have ever been near that part of the...

    If you have ever been near that part of the world, I implore you not to, it is more likely a chav farting than a machine gun!
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    Lost thousands investing in Centrica and holding...

    Lost thousands investing in Centrica and holding it. I wish I had cut my losses. This stock is a big dog in all the time I have held this stock, it has never gone up and has always disappointed...
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    CoronaVirus:Covid: Mumsnet crisis

    Mumsnet Premium membership - please support us if you can | Mumsnet

    Please do provide all the support you can so that this wonderful site can survive. :rolleyes:
  27. CoronaVirus:Covid: Which one of you is this?

    Coronavirus: ‘We won’t get a refund on our GBP17,000 chalet’ - BBC News

    I bet this was booked through the company as an expense.
  28. CoronaVirus: Covid: Done my bit to help out

    Just paid the corporation tax, Paye for the last quarter and VAT for the last quarter. A huge chunk of cash. I thought it was important to do this asap since the govt is currently trying to bailout...
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    Fu3k!!!! We are soooooo screwed :( I hope he...

    Fu3k!!!! We are soooooo screwed :(

    I hope he pulls through. This really is the worst bit of news at this moment.
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    :eek::eek: This is a game changer in the virus...

    :eek::eek:

    This is a game changer in the virus battle. Gove might finally get his wish to be the PM.

    If he gets on the ventilator, all bets are off.
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    :banana:

    :banana:
  32. You sure are a man of many talents! I thought you...

    You sure are a man of many talents! I thought you specialised in aircraft crash investigations and cryptocurrencies. Clearly there is more to you.
  33. No Mr Mark, when the social unrest starts, they...

    No Mr Mark, when the social unrest starts, they will be the first on the firing line.
  34. You really should have used Old Greg’s Dutch...

    You really should have used Old Greg’s Dutch Antilles scheme :)
  35. Thread: O2

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    Yeah, and I also know that BOC have asked all...

    Yeah, and I also know that BOC have asked all their customers to return the oxygen canisters already supplied.
  36. Coronavirus:covid: Do you think your job is safe?

    Well? I bet the whole lot of you think your job/contract/gig is the safest in the world and is protected from any recession, pandemic etc.

    Apart from NHS doctors I doubt any job is safe. Even...
  37. Thank god all that self cert mortgage nonsense...

    Thank god all that self cert mortgage nonsense ended in 2008. It took a proper global credit crunch to enable that. Bankers will dream up any nonsense to keep pumping up the house prices.
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    We just need a new novel corona virus to emerge...

    We just need a new novel corona virus to emerge from India and then all outsourcing to India will end. :banana:
  39. Is it considered rude to hope that he has passed...

    Is it considered rude to hope that he has passed it on to Dominic Cummings?
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    Dentists have not been told to close. My wife is...

    Dentists have not been told to close. My wife is at work right now. They have not received any official guidance so far.
  41. This is such a terrible idea. For how long will...

    This is such a terrible idea. For how long will this be paid? You should not interfere in the markets.
  42. And they said Corbyn was socialist:rolleyes:

    And they said Corbyn was socialist:rolleyes:
  43. WTF? That is billions of pounds and who is going...

    WTF? That is billions of pounds and who is going to regulate it. So the govt will keep paying 2.5k per month for zombie employees??
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    Prisoners being released

    Prisoners are being released everywhere to stop corona virus spreading. Will CUK follow suit and release all banned posters?? :tumble:
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    This has to be a GittinsGal sockie..

    This has to be a GittinsGal sockie..
  46. House prices are going to rocket because of all...

    House prices are going to rocket because of all the work from home malarkey. And also there will be lots of hot cash waiting to be redeployed and houses are a safe asset class to park it in.
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    Full of tulipe again....

    Full of tulipe again....
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    Dow Jones looking extremely rough and coughing ...

    Dow Jones looking extremely rough and coughing ...
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    ehh?? You missed some decimals there...

    ehh?? You missed some decimals there...
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    Too cold for the virus.:mad:mad

    Too cold for the virus.:mad:mad
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