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    Is the shotgun to shoot the ****er who keeps...

    Is the shotgun to shoot the ****er who keeps farting after eating all the beans?
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    Wetherspoons boss Tim Martin has gone on another...

    Wetherspoons boss Tim Martin has gone on another Brexit rant as the pub firm released figures showing the first fall in profits since 2015, to £102m. The word "beer" appears once in the statement....
  3. I see he gets released today however it looks...

    I see he gets released today however it looks like he might have undergone a religious conversion while on holiday:

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    Nope, didn't really have any opinion on Boris...

    Nope, didn't really have any opinion on Boris Island Airport apart from the fact it just seemed ridiculous and a vanity project. Boris Bikes were actually started by Ken Livingstone so a success for...
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    Probably win a prize on Who Wants To Be A...

    Probably win a prize on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire with that answer:

    Spiked hates leftwing politics. It inveighs against the welfare state, against regulation, the Occupy movement,...
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    Drop these people a mail, they should be able...

    Drop these people a mail, they should be able answer every little question you have: Department for Exiting the European Union - GOV.UK
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    Ah right, so no-one was actually having a tulip in...

    Ah right, so no-one was actually having a tulip in the street. Mind you, you are being tulip upon by the government....

    People in Sunderland warned to stop defecating and urinating in the city...
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    Ah, so you read Spiked, now we know where you're...

    Ah, so you read Spiked, now we know where you're coming from although I didn't know that you also have Marxist tendencies
  12. 49 days to go, will the government get their tulip...

    49 days to go, will the government get their tulip together in that time?
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    It's grim up North: 'Oh poop, I've been caught' -...

    It's grim up North: 'Oh poop, I've been caught' - residents horrified as man captured on CCTV defecating in Cleethorpes street - Grimsby Live
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    He' a moron with a string of failures and stupid...

    He' a moron with a string of failures and stupid outlandish ideas to his name:

    The Garden Bridge: How The Garden Bridge Fell Down: LBC's In-Depth Investigation - LBC

    Boris Island Airport

    A...
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    If she is so wise, astute and well informed you...

    If she is so wise, astute and well informed you think she would have done something about one of her sons some time ago...
  16. I doubt it very much as the UK is leaving on the...

    I doubt it very much as the UK is leaving on the 31st October or haven't you heard?

    Seeing as the UK government is so inept, then they won't be ready until after that date anyway so expect to see...
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    Looks like a few CUK members will be affected: ...

    Looks like a few CUK members will be affected:



    BTW, the redacted paragraph 15 is actually quite interesting to read too (was in the original leaked one and regards closure of fuel refineries,...
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    Project Fear now becomes official government...

    Project Fear now becomes official government Project Fact (well Project Fact based on Assumption)
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    Seen them already: ...

    Seen them already:

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/53/Aclu-v-ashcroft-redacted.jpg
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    Precisely, so far not one person has actually...

    Precisely, so far not one person has actually given any concrete benefits yet the government continue to create reports only outlining how bad it could possibly be. It must be pretty bad as they now...
  24. Thread: Bercow quits

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    They're politicians, their lips are moving,...

    They're politicians, their lips are moving, they're lying. You only need to look at the recent Honours list presented by the outgoing Prime Minister, May where she rewards her cronies then have a...
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    Ah yes, Phil Hogan:

    Ah yes, Phil Hogan:
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    Oh look, Brexit is good for some: Subscribe to...

    Oh look, Brexit is good for some: Subscribe to read | Financial Times
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  29. So by your reasoning, the UK needs to leave every...

    So by your reasoning, the UK needs to leave every international organisation that it is a member of and follows their rules such as the WTO, FIFA, UN, etc...
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    That went well:...

    That went well: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boozed-up-man-who-demanded-19633974?
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    Well seeing as you can't be arsed worrying about...

    Well seeing as you can't be arsed worrying about your's, down the drain it goes....along with yourself...
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    One thing does come seem strange, if she has...

    One thing does come seem strange, if she has taken a permanent public sector job, how did she get through all the paperwork and other peripheral stuff without speaking German? Most of the public...
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    Well seeing as May decimated their budget, there...

    Well seeing as May decimated their budget, there isn't much of a Border Force anymore which explains a lot of the problems with furriners entering the UK...Another fine **** up by the Tories
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    Drunk Brexiters

    As if there aren't enough of them: https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/tim-martin-wetherspoons-customs-union-beer-price-1-6256534?

    Maybe this proves that he was overcharging by 20p...
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    Just for you: ...

    Just for you:
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    Surely a no deal Brexit will do this for them: ...

    Surely a no deal Brexit will do this for them:
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    Will my continental quilt still work when we...

    Will my continental quilt still work when we leave the EU on Oct 31st ?
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