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    Very sad. Local lad did well. I was at his This...

    Very sad. Local lad did well. I was at his This Is Your Life filming about 25 years ago. Pint in the Rovers with George and The King, so much more humility than some of today's lot.

    Always...
  2. Long, hard winter? I thought Germany had Covid...

    Long, hard winter? I thought Germany had Covid under control?

    At least that's what we were told when Boris and Rishi were cocking it up back in April.
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    How is having your jacobs hacked off not a...

    How is having your jacobs hacked off not a spoiler? It'd ruin things nqat.
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    The good news: You've had some decent...

    The good news:

    You've had some decent interview practice.
    The agent knows you can pass interviews so you'll be on their good list.

    The bad news:
    You've wasted four hours of your life.
    That's...
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    They've managed even better. They've got a...

    They've managed even better. They've got a holiday let on a two week rolling contract. :)
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    So this one really might be Spanish Flu?

    So this one really might be Spanish Flu?
  7. I'd tell HMRC exactly that - that you went to the...

    I'd tell HMRC exactly that - that you went to the presentation, heard the word scheme and ran a mile. Then casually ask why they take so long to pursue them. :)
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    :D It would be the worst parody since Epic...

    :D

    It would be the worst parody since Epic Movie.
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    My parents have just sold. They're moving about...

    My parents have just sold. They're moving about 200 miles away from where they are, but are renting until they see something they like and get a feel for the area. The estate agent suggested that...
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    What the hell has colour, religion got to do with...

    What the hell has colour, religion got to do with it?

    It's just a normal murder rather than a terror attack. You are a completely woke oddball.
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    About the same as Obama sticking his nose into US...

    About the same as Obama sticking his nose into US affairs? They can feck off if they think it's a one way street.
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    Sounds more like Antifa to me. In all...

    Sounds more like Antifa to me.

    In all seriousness, you may be breaching the terms and conditions of your contract if you are not in full control of your limited co.
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    Got to be a joke in there about MacDonald and a...

    Got to be a joke in there about MacDonald and a beefy quarter pounder, I just cba right now.
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    Great news. Used to love Scalextric as a kid. Oh,...

    Great news. Used to love Scalextric as a kid. Oh, and TCR (different company, arguably more fun).
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    Whatever next? Hollywood Pedo Actor praises Biden?

    Whatever next? Hollywood Pedo Actor praises Biden?
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    I assume it meant "date the degree certificate...

    I assume it meant "date the degree certificate was signed/issued" rather than date of graduation ceremony, which was some day in July 96 but they wanted a June date!
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    If x=50 I'd question if he works in 3rd line...

    If x=50 I'd question if he works in 3rd line support in South Wales. Don't worry about that!
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    INKSPE
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    Never falsify gaps - screening is too tight these...

    Never falsify gaps - screening is too tight these days. They grumbled because I didn't know my exact graduation day (neither did the university when they checked with them, but never mind!!!).

    As...
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    "Holiday on the cheap" - been there, done that...

    "Holiday on the cheap" - been there, done that when I was much younger and didn't have the money but needed some time away. If you go self-catering, you can still choose whether to holiday on the...
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    ISBC = Individuals & Small Business Compliance ...

    ISBC = Individuals & Small Business Compliance

    Sounds like a back door IR35 probe, but aiming for a VAT grab first. As long as you've got good reason for out of normal numbers, be as relaxed as...
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    They didn't, the W is upside down....

    They didn't, the W is upside down....
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    x-50 > 50-50 HTHBIDI

    x-50 > 50-50

    HTHBIDI
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    Scary. Truly a world of who you know.

    Scary. Truly a world of who you know.
  25. Agreed. There are good and bad in permie and...

    Agreed.

    There are good and bad in permie and contract roles. If you go in with a negative mindset it's a good bet you'll not enjoy it, whether it be perm, a lower-paid contract or whatever.
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    I'd only do them if I got paid for them. Had two...

    I'd only do them if I got paid for them. Had two as a contractor, got paid for both.
    Told them good luck with the first one and stated my price (inflated to hospital pass rates) and the second one...
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    Ah, but perm is your notice period. Contract...

    Ah, but perm is your notice period. Contract notice period is at the whim of the client.
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    Okay if that is what BR14 is getting at. Money...

    Okay if that is what BR14 is getting at. Money for me, when you’re thinking as a limited company director, is the bottom line profit for that gig, i.e. its revenue less its costs.

    How profitable...
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    What were you expecting the payment in, thermos...

    What were you expecting the payment in, thermos flasks?
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    You say it’s the same money but haven’t factored...

    You say it’s the same money but haven’t factored in travel costs, regardless of how the contract sits. Hint: it’s not the same money.
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    When one side has the money and the other side...

    When one side has the money and the other side does not, there’s usually an imbalance of power. The agent knows this and always sides with the client.
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    My condolences. In terms of the new role, I’m...

    My condolences.

    In terms of the new role, I’m seeing a lot of FTC roles; they are possibly becoming the new inside IR35 gig for many. Cheaper for end co possibly but also better for you as you are...
  33. It could be under Finance rather than...

    It could be under Finance rather than productivity....
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    Sorry folks, busy week. I’d been out for about 7...

    Sorry folks, busy week. I’d been out for about 7 weeks. When I went perm, the war chest changed format to help family and reduce mortgages (length and size thereof) as well as switching from two pcp...
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    If it had been a six month contract, it might...

    If it had been a six month contract, it might have been more tempting but by the time they spelt out the full perm package, it became far more appealing.
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    Friday was interesting. Two job offers and a...

    Friday was interesting. Two job offers and a contract offer on the same day. Took the better permie job.
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    Translates as: "I'm that crap at recruiting,...

    Translates as:
    "I'm that crap at recruiting, could you do my job for me please?"s
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    SueEllen was the one talking about hurting...

    SueEllen was the one talking about hurting kids....
  39. Yes, especially on a direct gig. If you're direct...

    Yes, especially on a direct gig. If you're direct as a limited company you'll go into the client's normal monthly supplier run, so, for example, you'd get August's work paid second week in October....
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    It's definitely worth the risk though. Win-win I...

    It's definitely worth the risk though. Win-win I believe it's called. :D
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    Boats tend to be more stable than barrels. HTHBIDI

    Boats tend to be more stable than barrels. HTHBIDI
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    The more UK citizens working, the fewer are...

    The more UK citizens working, the fewer are claiming - looks better for unemployment numbers. As a limited company contractor, you're simply in between contracts, you're not unemployed.
  43. On iphone you can block the number then create a...

    On iphone you can block the number then create a contact and keep adding all ignore numbers to that one contact. Saves Winker Agent 1, Winker Agent 2, etc.
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    Depends if you're bothered about quality and...

    Depends if you're bothered about quality and having it delivered any time soon.
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    That's personal greed/consumerism, not capitalism.

    That's personal greed/consumerism, not capitalism.
  46. He didn't count on the French being complete...

    He didn't count on the French being complete asshats about fishing rights. Clearly you and your twitter soy boy chum didn't factor that into your snowflakery but thought half a fact is worth using.
  47. Start your call with "sorry, I've got Tourette's"...

    Start your call with "sorry, I've got Tourette's" and have some fun.
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    QED dear boy. :p

    QED dear boy. :p
  49. Creating a massive shorta.... oh, wait. Did...

    Creating a massive shorta.... oh, wait.

    Did you manage to get your 1 million barrels stored?
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    It isn't. Old Greg's that old, he's turn into a...

    It isn't. Old Greg's that old, he's turn into a genuine troll. He can now no longer post normally.
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