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    You really are an obsessed tosser. You cannot...

    You really are an obsessed tosser.

    You cannot name one sockie I have had on here since the days of the labour government and the daleks, when most of us had them.

    That's because they are not...
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    I went on there occasionally years ago, but I...

    I went on there occasionally years ago, but I can't remember what my userid was.

    Also, I couldn't work out why it was created.
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    Hi Gumbo, pardon me for interrupting but where is...

    Hi Gumbo, pardon me for interrupting but where is this establishment?
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    Indeed, but that one is just bantz.

    Indeed, but that one is just bantz.
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    Good job Gordon Brown sold off those gold...

    Good job Gordon Brown sold off those gold reserves when he did, or we'd be worried about that as well.
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    Then you're in the right job as an admin on here.

    Then you're in the right job as an admin on here.
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    He's desperately looking for a way that Australia...

    He's desperately looking for a way that Australia could snatch the Ashes back at the Oval.
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    Are you the one in Spitsbergen?

    Are you the one in Spitsbergen?
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    I was WFH because of the underground strike, so I...

    I was WFH because of the underground strike, so I watched it all live on Sky.

    So I say hooray for the unions.
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    I was about to say the same thing, but you have...

    I was about to say the same thing, but you have saved me making a post.
  11. You would if a load of your money was in there.

    You would if a load of your money was in there.
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    Yep.

    Yep.
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    Hi GR! Well, only one believed in money trees.

    Hi GR!

    Well, only one believed in money trees.
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    Burnham? You and Derek must be joking.

    Burnham? You and Derek must be joking.
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    RIP. Outrageous at times but a good character on...

    RIP. Outrageous at times but a good character on the Apprentice.

    I was pissed off with the Viglen mate of Sugar's who didn't know what an internet service provider was, and got Baggs fired for...
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    He was claiming the prostitutes and coke on...

    He was claiming the prostitutes and coke on expenses?

    Is that true? I didn't realise that.
  17. No. None at all.

    No. None at all.
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    With his 1988 congressional testimony, the...

    With his 1988 congressional testimony, the then-NASA scientist is credited with putting the global warming issue on the map by saying that a warming trend had already begun. “It is time to stop...
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    Easily done. It certainly changes the vista up...

    Easily done.

    It certainly changes the vista up there. The bens, the glens, the wilderness with its giant white propellers...
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    Assuming that 1% of Scotland's need is met by 55...

    Assuming that 1% of Scotland's need is met by 55 km², then 100% would be 5500 km² wouldn't it?

    Which is not 0.8% of Scotland but 8% :eek.

    Or have I misunderstood something?
  21. He is my MP and I voted for him.

    He is my MP and I voted for him.
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    Not yet, but as every second version disagrees...

    Not yet, but as every second version disagrees with me (vista, W8, whatever came before XP), this should be a decent one.
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    What's your point, matey?

    What's your point, matey?
  24. Fighting ISIS I can understand. Getting rid of...

    Fighting ISIS I can understand. Getting rid of Gadaffi and Saddam and helping get rid of Muberak I cannot.

    Nor Assad should that brilliant idea come about.
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    Are you Australian?

    Are you Australian?
  26. Thread: The Rage

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    Last night I watched Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark. ...

    Last night I watched Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark.

    But I suspect that was intended to be a lot of bollocks.
  27. If Labour were still in power many of us wouldn't...

    If Labour were still in power many of us wouldn't have any dividends or expenses to worry about! :laugh
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    To be fair, it is the south east that has the...

    To be fair, it is the south east that has the capacity problem, not the rest of Britain.
  29. If there is a God, please make Corbyn win this...

    If there is a God, please make Corbyn win this leadership contest.

    What's that God? Yes I know he is a ******* idiot, but think of the laughs.
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    Not the case here. The victim was sitting on a...

    Not the case here. The victim was sitting on a bar stool and Dixon went over to him, not the other way around. That's why he got 8 months.

    But the victim probably deserved it anyway, being a Nags...
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    Electroporn

    Electroporn
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    That's not far off the mark, although the...

    That's not far off the mark, although the football team has since been promoted to the Football League, League Two.

    The Nags Head in Dunstable is worth a visit to see celebrity ex-Chelsea and...
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    This

    This
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    Do the BCS allow answers involving PCs yet? Or...

    Do the BCS allow answers involving PCs yet?

    Or do they still consider PCs to be 'toys' [sic]? :laugh
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    As I said, the Welsh fans at the game sounded...

    As I said, the Welsh fans at the game sounded happy enough.

    As you well know.
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    The Welsh fans at the game sounded happy enough....

    The Welsh fans at the game sounded happy enough.

    Wales are officially connected to the England team - it's The England And Wales Cricket Board. A Great Britain team without the Scots.
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    ...back in the hutch. :smokin Oz were on a...

    ...back in the hutch. :smokin

    Oz were on a hiding to nothing with that target, but England still played well to finish them off.
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    Nothing is impossible, but an Australia win is...

    Nothing is impossible, but an Australia win is very unlikely.

    England have been bowling well, and the pitch is slow, drying out, there's a bit of variable bounce, and it's turning. Oz only managed...
  39. indeed. His tax credit system was brilliant, a...

    indeed. His tax credit system was brilliant, a Sistine Chapel of legislation. Admittedly IR35 was more of a Jackson Pollock.
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    Maybe not but he is doing it very well. He's been...

    Maybe not but he is doing it very well. He's been clever in the field so far.
  41. As it happens I live not far from Luton, and it...

    As it happens I live not far from Luton, and it really is the kind of sh1thole that can turn someone into that.

    I'm not suity by the way. I don't live that near (shudders).
  42. Bring back Gordon Brown!

    Bring back Gordon Brown!
  43. Is suity not Wilmslow?

    Is suity not Wilmslow?
  44. Suity? I thought he was impervious to insults.

    Suity? I thought he was impervious to insults.
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    Yes, if England don't manage to win on Saturday,...

    Yes, if England don't manage to win on Saturday, the rain on Sunday will rescue the Aussies.
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    what did he do? I cant access that. Can you...

    what did he do? I cant access that. Can you pretend I'm Freako?
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    You closed MercladUK's thread on the same subject...

    You closed MercladUK's thread on the same subject PDQ.
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    I shouldn't, but... :laugh

    I shouldn't, but... :laugh
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    They lost then. Like the men do.

    They lost then. Like the men do.
  50. Thread: Tim Hunt

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    Can I hand back my UCL degree? I hate the craven...

    Can I hand back my UCL degree? I hate the craven bastards with a passion after this.
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