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    Yeah but with inflation, you'll need to stump up...

    Yeah but with inflation, you'll need to stump up a week's worth of benefits to pay that £1
  2. Efficient! They could make an underground...

    Efficient! They could make an underground conveyor belt between the two
  3. Maybe he takes the clothes off before engaging in...

    Maybe he takes the clothes off before engaging in the frankly disgusting and debasing act of fornication.
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    Sticky: Checked the sourdough starter. Bubbles! ...

    Checked the sourdough starter.

    Bubbles!

    Topped up and put back in its happy place.

    Next weekend I may be making bread, must get some flour in.
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    Sticky: Bed stripped for sheets change day. My sofa...

    Bed stripped for sheets change day.

    My sofa blanket is in the WM.
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    It would be a poor government who didn't,...

    It would be a poor government who didn't, whatever you may think of the way they go about it
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    Makes a change from the one NLUK likes to leave...

    Makes a change from the one NLUK likes to leave for me
  8. Sex is a duty to be performed only for the...

    Sex is a duty to be performed only for the purposes of procreation.
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    :confused: :rollin:

    :confused:

    :rollin:
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    What about agreed sales that have been put on...

    What about agreed sales that have been put on hold - if the market drops, the buyers could demand a lower price from the seller. Depending on why they are selling, this could present them with a bit...
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    I read an article that this could be the undoing...

    I read an article that this could be the undoing of the EU as member countries seek to look after their own citizens first. Schengen no longer exists, of a fashion, due to borders being closed.
  12. My ex client is due to pay March in about 10...

    My ex client is due to pay March in about 10 days. I have no reason to believe it will be withheld.

    What does your contract say regarding payment terms. If it's not a paid when paid contract then...
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    Well what price true isolation?

    Well what price true isolation?
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    Sticky: :wave: Sunny out Lots of birds a tweeting....

    :wave:

    Sunny out

    Lots of birds a tweeting.

    Wish the people walking past my window would shut up so I could hear them.

    I was going to have a little BBQ on my patio today. Forgot to get...
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    That'll get rid of any problem cyclists

    That'll get rid of any problem cyclists
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    FFS :facepalm:

    FFS

    :facepalm:
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    :eek: I tend to put DNR on most medical forms...

    :eek:

    I tend to put DNR on most medical forms but I don't like the idea of someone putting it there for me.
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    Feels a bit like the lady doth protest too much

    Feels a bit like the lady doth protest too much
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    Sticky: Very good to hear they're busy. I keep...

    Very good to hear they're busy.

    I keep meaning to support my local take away restaurants but I don't get a delivery often enough to know which ones are any good! Maybe now is the time for a spot...
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    CO20 NAV

    CO20 NAV
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    Nuffink here.

    Nuffink here.
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    Maybe something here may help? Urgently need...

    Maybe something here may help?

    Urgently need help filling out Micro-entity balance sheet please! | UK Business Forums

    Most of the questions on AccountingWeb have the response "get an...
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    https://www.class37.co.uk/images/gc37672_3.jpg

    https://www.class37.co.uk/images/gc37672_3.jpg
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    Sticky: If you would kindly provide information from a...

    If you would kindly provide information from a reputable source then I am more than happy to update the post.

    I don't claim to know everything; I collated what I knew at the time pending (as per...
  25. Thread: Footballers

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    Oh right, yeah so the union's first concern is...

    Oh right, yeah so the union's first concern is the tax take.

    :winker:
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    Sticky: Watching BBC iPlayer - Age of the Image - Series...

    Watching BBC iPlayer - Age of the Image - Series 1: 4. Fake Views, the last in the series all about fake images / videos.

    They featured a piece of music that I thought "blimey, haven't heard that...
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    Sticky: He's not allowed to do that while the lock down...

    He's not allowed to do that while the lock down is on.

    Sadly, I'm also not allowed to move house either :ohwell
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    Sticky: MF got all vexed around the time IPSE were...

    MF got all vexed around the time IPSE were getting rid of the CC
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    Sticky: Statutory Sick Pay Rebate At Budget 2020 the...

    Statutory Sick Pay Rebate

    At Budget 2020 the Chancellor announced details about a new coronavirus (COVID-19) Statutory Sick Pay Rebate Scheme.

    This scheme will allow small and medium sized...
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    Not without a tin foil hat!

    Not without a tin foil hat!
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    Sticky: Uh-oh! Alarams! Alarams! Someone obviously...

    Uh-oh! Alarams! Alarams!

    Someone obviously went out without a pass.

    Or a car is being nicked.
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    Yep, one of my friends :facepalm:

    Yep, one of my friends :facepalm:
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    Sticky: Foreign country, I misquoted. L. P. Hartley -...

    Foreign country, I misquoted.

    L. P. Hartley - Wikiquote
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    Well everything the family wants has been...

    Well everything the family wants has been removed. It's just ancient (not in a good way) furniture and tat left. A tidy burglary would be a blessing (I'll check if the contents insurance is paid up...
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    Sticky: Currently watching BBC Two - Miss World 1970:...

    Currently watching BBC Two - Miss World 1970: Beauty Queens and Bedlam

    Two minutes in was original footage with proper plummy BBC accent saying "The standard of beauty varies from the homely, to...
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    Sticky: Just a snarky "unnecessary much??"

    Just a snarky "unnecessary much??"
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    Sticky: Someone in Bandung Kulon, Indonesia, has been...

    Someone in Bandung Kulon, Indonesia, has been trying to log into my Twitter account!

    Darn cheek of it.

    Password duly changed.
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    Thanks. They have a local charity lined up for...

    Thanks. They have a local charity lined up for when we're all allowed out again so it's unlikely they will start again with someone else.
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    Sticky: I negged him the other day with a friendly note...

    I negged him the other day with a friendly note saying "just so you don't feel left out".

    Oh well. That's the second time I've had neg rep. I will have to take that into consideration when...
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    https://i.imgur.com/733SYBb.gif

    https://i.imgur.com/733SYBb.gif
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    In chatting to the parentals yesterday my Dad...

    In chatting to the parentals yesterday my Dad mentioned how the sale of my Nan's flat is obviously on hold for a while. They were hoping for one of these charity house clearance people to have taken...
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    Absolutely! I know sweet FA (about most things as...

    Absolutely! I know sweet FA (about most things as we well know) so I can ask all the noob questions of the sort we enjoy so much here.
  43. I'm not against helping in principle but I would...

    I'm not against helping in principle but I would like to know a bit more about the project first.

    You won't get that from an advert, granted. It's tough to convey a genuine need for volunteer...
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    You're going to need one of these so you can...

    You're going to need one of these so you can stabbity stab from a safe distance :poke:
    ...
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    Sticky: I have been given negative rep from Brillo's new...

    I have been given negative rep from Brillo's new best mate.

    Very petty.
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    Yes! Please

    Yes! Please
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    Are you sure?

    Are you sure?
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    Ok. So who has found the crappy "Summer Hits of...

    Ok. So who has found the crappy "Summer Hits of the '90s" CD and is playing it full volume?
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    Sticky: Oh fabby! I forgot I had bought some cheap old...

    Oh fabby!

    I forgot I had bought some cheap old Crawford's pink wafter biscuits.

    Just rediscovered them in the cupboard.

    Scoff scoff scoff
  50. Thread: Good news

    by ladymuck
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    Pubes get nits too

    Pubes get nits too
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