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    That's what everyone says when they come on...

    That's what everyone says when they come on looking for free advice.
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    We most certainly do!

    We most certainly do!
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    No

    No
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    Ah yes. I see now.

    Ah yes. I see now.
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    Are you self employed or are you via a LTD?

    Are you self employed or are you via a LTD?
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    Zero days notice is best for IR35 as proven in...

    Zero days notice is best for IR35 as proven in case law.

    Above that any notice period is pretty neutral for IR35 and irrelevant anyway as they can just withdraw work from you while whatever...
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    Sorry but this one is somewhere down at Spooters...

    Sorry but this one is somewhere down at Spooters level. Did he mention something about the sun coming up as well?
  8. General please. Nothing professional about this...

    General please. Nothing professional about this question. Only General allows the type of response this one requires.
  9. Your posting history makes for some very grim...

    Your posting history makes for some very grim reading. You've been struggling with the basics of your finances for over 13 years.

    Why don't get yourself an accountant and do it right? The amount...
  10. The client has the right to decline and control...

    The client has the right to decline and control the process so yes they can refuse. The first paragraph makes that clear.

    That clause isn't going to pass an IR35 inspection in a million years.
  11. In your contract it will say you get paid upon...

    In your contract it will say you get paid upon receipt of a signed time sheet. You do work, it gets signed off you get paid.

    The contract can still run even if you are not doing work. You've got 7...
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    What has that got to do with anything? Why should...

    What has that got to do with anything? Why should they?

    But they do don't they?

    But you will won't you?
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    Are full stops in short supply during Covid, or...

    Are full stops in short supply during Covid, or did the one or two that are there just sneak in accidentally?
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    Tulip is the word that the swear filter puts...

    Tulip is the word that the swear filter puts instead of sh1t.
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    Ficko!!!

    Ficko!!!
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    Personally I'd do the work if for no other reason...

    Personally I'd do the work if for no other reason than to keep my sanity and avoid the paperwork. I also have a slight issue looking for free hand outs if I can work instead, particularly with the...
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    95 got detained in a cross on the 25th of March...

    95 got detained in a cross on the 25th of March and that's what we know of etc. When you've covered half the world to get somewhere do you really think a lock down is going to stop people that are so...
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    Fill yer boots.

    Fill yer boots.
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    Yeah, your accountant.

    Yeah, your accountant.
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    Decades of missed targets and namby pambying...

    Decades of missed targets and namby pambying around this topic makes me think it won't get sorted for quite awhile yet so I can't see much changing in the mid term future. IMO of course.
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    Even still, immigration will far outstrip demand...

    Even still, immigration will far outstrip demand year on year for a long time yet.
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    Gotcha, but what are the options. Wouldn't this...

    Gotcha, but what are the options. Wouldn't this be the same for whatever product you are on, not just the 5 year fixed people? Are you saying the people on more flexible products will be able to...
  23. Did you not read the advice from not one but two...

    Did you not read the advice from not one but two accountants just above this?
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    Begone foul permie knave. Have you tried...

    Begone foul permie knave.

    Have you tried asking on permieuk.com?

    Not having a clue what you do and the situation at each company I am not sure how we are supposed to have a clue to be honest.
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    Can we move this to General and ban the OP please?

    Can we move this to General and ban the OP please?
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    When it drops by only 20% in 7 years you can...

    When it drops by only 20% in 7 years you can re-post this saying you called it.

    That aside I must admit I do have to agree somewhat. Maybe not the figures you are quoting but most defiantly going...
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    I'm not so sure that statistic and conclusion...

    I'm not so sure that statistic and conclusion really go hand in hand or what the relavance is.

    And it most certainly doesn't at the moment. Contracting has changed considerably this last 2 months...
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    Craig quoting himself? Is he succumbing to cabin...

    Craig quoting himself? Is he succumbing to cabin fever? Not handling self isolation so well?

    We are here to help!!!! Come lie down and tell doctor NLUK all about it. :hug:
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    You'd think he would have mentioned that fact but...

    You'd think he would have mentioned that fact but he didn't so fair assumption she isn't.
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    Where are your taxes?

    Where are your taxes?
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    I hope it's less than they paid for them. Not...

    I hope it's less than they paid for them.

    Not sure how they'll work a fair market price out for the 100k plastic sledges though.
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    I was out between Sept and Feb. If I had a single...

    I was out between Sept and Feb. If I had a single week in all that time with 7 roles that were true fits, not chancers, I would have danced naked on the town hall steps.

    0 roles IMO will be the...
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    Totally this.... Who in their right mind would go...

    Totally this.... Who in their right mind would go contracting right now. Just asking that question alone makes me think they really don't have a clue what contracting is.
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    And birds of a feather flock together.

    And birds of a feather flock together.
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    I've a feeling we are going to finding new...

    I've a feeling we are going to finding new infromation out for the next 20 posts as we try unravel this one.
  36. I think they will be OK with you bending the...

    I think they will be OK with you bending the rules a little to get you back in to paid work so you aren't being supported by handouts TBH
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    simplistic but could be.

    simplistic but could be.
  38. No it's not. . Print, sign, scan, send back....

    No it's not.
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    Print, sign, scan, send back. Difficult that.

    Where do you think people carried this task out before Covid?? I have been carrying the same steps as above for the last 10 years....
  39. Sticky: Mail them back and correct advise, bare, and...

    Mail them back and correct advise, bare, and asap, bold it and put FTFY at the bottom.
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    Sticky: You could get an apology for a heavy handed...

    You could get an apology for a heavy handed infraction from a mod. That's worth a million negative infraction points.
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    Doing what?

    Doing what?
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    Oi.. You two... I'm still here you know.

    Oi.. You two... I'm still here you know.
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    20% more of nothing is....

    20% more of nothing is....
  44. Isn't this off topic as well?

    Isn't this off topic as well?
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    Which is done by the sales and/or marketing...

    Which is done by the sales and/or marketing department which is one of the work hats a contractor wears. It's not statutory or administrative. This can be done by someone without a director but it...
  46. I'm miserable. I'm making my family miserable. I...

    I'm miserable. I'm making my family miserable. I can't stand anyone on this god forsaken forum. All these social media posts of people doing exciting things piss me off. It's grey and chucking it own...
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    Interesting one that but yes it appears it is. In...

    Interesting one that but yes it appears it is. In the article it says



    The only activities a director can do is in the second paragraph which says


    Still leaves a grey area but going job...
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    Isn't updating software licenses similar enough...

    Isn't updating software licenses similar enough to applying security patches to be construed as work? I don't see updating licenses as part of any directors responsibilities.
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    A nice full overview of what we know is here. ...

    A nice full overview of what we know is here.

    The Coronavirus Job Retention Scheme: furlough guidance | ICAEW

    And in particular



    Looking at the last paragraph the accountants are going...
  50. His gig evaporated and I think he had the...

    His gig evaporated and I think he had the opportunity for an outside gig. We do temp gigs so I don't really understand why some people think moving to a brolly is a long term thing. It's just another...
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