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    I shout at the bastards. :mad

    I shout at the bastards.

    :mad
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    Look it's gonna crash okay? Maybe tomorrow, maybe...

    Look it's gonna crash okay? Maybe tomorrow, maybe next week, maybe next month, maybe next year, maybe in five years time, maybe in ten years time,


    BUT IT WILL CRASH!!!

    Look, I just tell you...
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    For a TV to look sharp you need to check it is...

    For a TV to look sharp you need to check it is 4:4:4 chroma, otherwise the text will be blurred even a 4K one.

    That's the difference between a monitor and a TV.

    You have been warned!
  4. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bf/e0/ba/bfe0bafdae...

    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bf/e0/ba/bfe0bafdaef956545f72e1656206816b.jpg
  5. I'm planning a massive outdoor BBQ this weekend

    @Pooper, can you please predict a category 5 hurricane, followed by 3 feet of snow and a subsequent melt and devastating flood event.

    It would be nice to have great weather.

    TIA.
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    Luxury retirement for you. 5* hotels in Bora...

    Luxury retirement for you. 5* hotels in Bora Bora.

    Pooper on the other hand....THISTLE LONDON HEATHROW HOTEL - Updated 2020 Prices, Reviews, and Photos (West Drayton) - Tripadvisor
  7. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    Like a dysfunctional cretin with a massive...

    Like a dysfunctional cretin with a massive opinion of himself.

    Or was you asking about Pooper?
  8. Thread: Bitcoin news!

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    Young investors are flooding into bitcoin in the...

    Young investors are flooding into bitcoin in the pandemic, while the older generation can't get enough of gold, a team of JPMorgan analysts said | Currency News | Financial and Business News |...
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    Why Gold Prices Are Hitting All-Time Highs - WSJ...

    Why Gold Prices Are Hitting All-Time Highs - WSJ

    :rollin:
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    Perfect for the travelling IT contractor. Plonk...

    Perfect for the travelling IT contractor. Plonk that on the client co car park and you are away!
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    :eyes

    :eyes
  12. DBA's are all weird chunts anyway. "Please...

    DBA's are all weird chunts anyway.

    "Please stop connecting to the database, you are making it slow"
    "Please stop putting data into the database, it is getting full up"

    Be glad when they are...
  13. Just the name changes surely? Cloud Dev Ops guru...

    Just the name changes surely? Cloud Dev Ops guru or some such...
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    And then buy some friends to fill it up.

    And then buy some friends to fill it up.
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    I bet she drives a white Range Rover Evoque paid...

    I bet she drives a white Range Rover Evoque paid for on a monthly lease and he drives an Audi on the same....
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    I didn't realise a few things. 6 bottles on a...

    I didn't realise a few things. 6 bottles on a shelf is a secret bar and a small house oop north can be "worth" over a £1m !!!
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    We've reached peak house prices

    Family of six raffle off their GBP1.15million four bedroom barn conversion with secret bar | Daily Mail Online

    Whenever we get hoards of people raffling their homes (because they can't get the...
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    I'm a poet but didn't know it

    Coronavirus: GCSE students allowed to drop poetry in 2021 exams - BBC News

    Maybe in 20 years we will regret this and have to add poets to the skills shortage list and fast track some in from...
  20. Thread: Speak English

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    Can't we all speak Pidgen?

    Can't we all speak Pidgen?
  21. I've got 15 years of Quantum Computing...

    I've got 15 years of Quantum Computing programming experience using augmented reality using blockchain based AI, and still haven't hooked a gig yet.

    :rolleyes:
  22. That and Blockchain consultants.

    That and Blockchain consultants.
  23. Kind of like the stock market (well at least the...

    Kind of like the stock market (well at least the US ones). I expect if an asteroid hit the earth, the super rich would become richer somehow.
  24. Me 'ouse is me pension 'innit? :smokin

    Me 'ouse is me pension 'innit?

    :smokin
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    Fake money becomes fake money... Americans to...

    Fake money becomes fake money...

    Americans to Buy Bitcoin With Their Second Stimulus Checks After Initial Investment Turned in 50% Profit | Bitcoin News

    Fill yer boots!
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    Wow the The Hongkong and Shanghai Banking...

    Wow the The Hongkong and Shanghai Banking Corporation - Wikipedia is now a Chinese bank, who knew?

    :rolleyes:
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    We are glad you went too. Pity you came back...

    We are glad you went too.

    Pity you came back though.
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    ^ This. I've put him on my ignore list. The...

    ^ This. I've put him on my ignore list. The blokes clearly a mental case.


    First person to make that since arseguru....
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    We will all be using

    We will all be using <insert you favourite tulipcoin here> in the next 5 years. To the moon!

    :laugh
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    Vested interest. The whole thing is a joke.

    Vested interest. The whole thing is a joke.
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    Feck me, how long does it take for a transaction...

    Feck me, how long does it take for a transaction to be confirmed with BTC ad BCH

    What a joke, the future of electronic money.

    :rollin:
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    :o

    :o
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    What investing in Crypto feels like now

    https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/hz1s3p/bitcoin_right_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
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    I've actually increased my stake in Bitcoin,...

    I've actually increased my stake in Bitcoin, Ethereum and Ripple.

    I use the Scooter contrarian indicator. It never fails to deliver profits. :D
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    There's a plan b right there. Cheaper than...

    There's a plan b right there.

    Cheaper than India with slightly better Inglish.
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    We don't care, goodbye, don't come back.

    We don't care, goodbye, don't come back.
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    Note I said "adjust" not change. Each day...

    Note I said "adjust" not change. Each day presents new information that supports or contradicts your current viewpoint. What you are is married to some doomsday events some blogger told you five...
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    Haven't you just. And where has it got you?

    Haven't you just. And where has it got you?
  39. Thread: Pidgin

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    Fair enough. Still makes me laugh reading it. I...

    Fair enough. Still makes me laugh reading it. I blame Ali G.
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    Doom sells as they say. There's so many ebooks,...

    Doom sells as they say. There's so many ebooks, youtube channels, news letters etc all around the premise of stock market crashes, dollar collapse, property price collapse, commodity price collapse,...
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    https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/80874450/t...

    https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/80874450/thats-as-good-as-money-sir-this-is-bitcoin.jpg
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    Not my pension funds. Zero exposure to commercial...

    Not my pension funds. Zero exposure to commercial property. I put mine into money markets before the covid sell-off when the first cases were identified in Europe towards the end of Jan.
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    We are in awe.... ...

    We are in awe....

    http://www.quickmeme.com/img/47/4732985fda2b56b33dc73e90c578e4d6f41f76ed33b6ba3dc0a00f214564312b.jpg
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    Greed index is now at 80 into extreme greed. You...

    Greed index is now at 80 into extreme greed. You cannot lose, put everysingle penny you own, remortgage every property, take out as many personal loans, max out the credit cards, borrow from every...
  45. Drain the swamp.

    Drain the swamp.
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    Trump will call in some friends to help him. ...

    Trump will call in some friends to help him.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzsmzLEK3O8
  47. Fillet, Sirloin, Ribeye Rump is for arses.

    Fillet, Sirloin, Ribeye

    Rump is for arses.
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    Seems Swindon isn't affected? Tennessee...

    Seems Swindon isn't affected?

    Tennessee Chicken | Swindon Town Centre
  49. Maybe clients can protect their sensible staff by...

    Maybe clients can protect their sensible staff by instant termination of anyone suspected of travelling to Covid hotspots without a GOOD reason...
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    All IT people should invest in the foreign body...

    All IT people should invest in the foreign body shop companies like InfoSys. It gives a nice hedge to income. All the clients outsource and your shares rocket and that's your income for the year...
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