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    You are a gay Saudi Shiek and I claim my five...

    You are a gay Saudi Shiek and I claim my five pounds.
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    Corporation Tax? VAT? WTF? :confused:

    Corporation Tax? VAT? WTF?
    :confused:
  3. Thread: Dividends

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    Google is your friend. Your accountant is correct.

    Google is your friend. Your accountant is correct.
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    Tough time to be in events. The Edinburgh...

    Tough time to be in events. The Edinburgh festivals have just been cancelled for this year. Bodes ill for the rest of the UK.
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    Sticky: I don't know what day it is and I tried to put on...

    I don't know what day it is and I tried to put on a second t-shirt this morning over the top of the first. I think that I may be unravelling. May go back to bed. :o
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    Sticky: As an addendum to this: I did notice that their...

    As an addendum to this: I did notice that their data quality was somewhat lacking. No real surprise TBH. :D
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    Sticky: Shame. Still, I'm sure that there'll be other...

    Shame. Still, I'm sure that there'll be other expenses that they can trim in order to pay the bills.
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    Sticky: I recently had cause to extract a large amount of...

    I recently had cause to extract a large amount of data from a password protected PDF. Took me all of 10 minutes. Didn't actually need the data in the end, but it was a worthy two-fingered salute to...
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    Quarter end... I'm not sure that I'd put much...

    Quarter end... I'm not sure that I'd put much faith on that support just yet.
  10. There are reports coming in from around the...

    There are reports coming in from around the country that the police trying to enforce "guidance" that bears little resemblance to the actual law. Quelle surprise. But, and having said that, just stay...
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    Seek professional advice, but my understanding is...

    Seek professional advice, but my understanding is that one must be resident outside the UK for a full 12 months in order to benefit from Dubai's "tax free" status. I *think* that full UK tax will be...
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    Indeed. Apparently we could afford to loose a few...

    Indeed. Apparently we could afford to loose a few from the herd. That herd may have changed its opinion lately.
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    Raab and Gove are currently having a wank-off to...

    Raab and Gove are currently having a wank-off to see who gets the big seat.
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    Would the last person standing...

    At No. 10 please run the country. Thanks.

    Cummings isolating.
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    Dark Matter on Amazon Prime Hmm... sketchy...

    Dark Matter on Amazon Prime

    Hmm... sketchy script, cut-price scenery, and weak acting. BUT, like picking a scab, one can't help going back for more.

    Thankfully, there's another episode of...
  16. References for the curious?

    References for the curious?
  17. Top trolling: China offers to help US with Coronavirus.

    China's Xi Jinping offers Donald Trump help with coronavirus : CityAM

    :yay:
  18. I'm not sure that Raab's his type. But one never...

    I'm not sure that Raab's his type. But one never knows; he'd most likely shag a scabby dug if it wagged its tail at him.
  19. One wonders just how many of the No. 10...

    One wonders just how many of the No. 10 secretarial staff are now tulipting themselves.
    :rolleyes:
  20. Raab. We're soooo ****ed. :(

    Raab.


    We're soooo ****ed.
    :(
  21. OT, but I don't think that any of us can bank on...

    OT, but I don't think that any of us can bank on equity retained in the house anymore. Changed days for the foreseeable future.

    Good luck though. Good luck to all. :(
  22. Yup, that's pretty unfair. You have my sympathies.

    Yup, that's pretty unfair. You have my sympathies.
  23. Thanks. Interesting.

    Thanks. Interesting.
  24. Linky?

    Linky?
  25. Fair's fair... they were never going to be able...

    Fair's fair... they were never going to be able to please everyone when they broadened their market demographics. That broader market diversification never manifested itself as increased membership,...
  26. I believe that IPSE are now looking for a new...

    I believe that IPSE are now looking for a new CEO. ;)
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    Sticky: Try napping. It's an underrated (lack of)...

    Try napping. It's an underrated (lack of) activity IMHO. :tired
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    Ooh, ooh, ooh... WTH; I'm WFT...

    Let's crack open a beer!

    Huzzar!
    :D
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    You weren't given many hugs as a child, were you?

    You weren't given many hugs as a child, were you?
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    Folding@home apparently has more computing power...

    Folding@home apparently has more computing power to hand than the world's top seven supercomputers combined.

    :smokin
  31. Thread: UTC to GMT

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    Yes. Autocorrupt. Apoloz.

    Yes. Autocorrupt. Apoloz.
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    Ah yes, but now it's the USA that will have the...

    Ah yes, but now it's the USA that will have the crippling debt burden. I would not be surprised by an internationally agreed debt write-down once the dust has settled.
  33. My condolences to you and your family.

    My condolences to you and your family.
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    One can say that, but... with so much debt, so...

    One can say that, but... with so much debt, so many dead, I'm expecting a feckin' huge debt right-off in order to reset the bases.
    :eek:
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    I expected another huge drop today, but nothing....

    I expected another huge drop today, but nothing. Barely a ripple. Can't help thinking that I'm missing some important information. :confused:
  36. Thread: UTC to GMT

    by wattaj
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    *baited breath* :nerd

    *baited breath*
    :nerd
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    ^^ Yeah, definitely this.

    ^^
    Yeah, definitely this.
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    Zero chance of them going ballistic. It is an...

    Zero chance of them going ballistic. It is an expense that falls under the wholly, exclusively and necessarily test.
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    You should put that on a t-shirt or a series of...

    You should put that on a t-shirt or a series of motivational posters.
    :cool:
  40. You tell us. :eek:

    You tell us. :eek:
  41. And a bloody good aim.

    And a bloody good aim.
  42. I spotted your HWMBO in Morrisons last night. He...

    I spotted your HWMBO in Morrisons last night. He looked like he could do with the rest TBH.
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    The first one to admit it. There will be others....

    The first one to admit it. There will be others. Looking bad for commercial landlords.
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    :popcorn:

    :popcorn:
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    I think that Banantyne's are streaming their...

    I think that Banantyne's are streaming their classes for free at the moment.
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    With guns.

    With guns.
  47. Thread: Sports Direct

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    One casually wonders just how much debt has...

    One casually wonders just how much debt has financed Ashley's rise up the high street. ;)
  48. :(

    :(
  49. Come now; is there still a debate about this? ...

    Come now; is there still a debate about this?

    You know that you're worth it: Dell 38" Ultrawide
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    I hear that Sam Smith (who he?) had some from of...

    I hear that Sam Smith (who he?) had some from of narcissistic, blub regarding not having anyone to constantly praise him.

    Self-isolation: the Clebs can't cope.
    :winker:
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