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  1. Hang on ... isn't ESC C16 part of Entrpreneurs...

    Hang on ... isn't ESC C16 part of Entrpreneurs Relief where you pay 10% on 'all' of any £5 million over a lifetime evertime you shutdown a company and successfully qualify for it ? what is this...
  2. If you went for liquidation what negative impact...

    If you went for liquidation what negative impact does that have ? will it give the director a bad credit rating for the future ? and what are the tax benefits of liquidation / insolvency ?
  3. Is it possible to have two different accountants for two seperate Limited companies

    Is it possible to have two different accountants for two seperate Limited companies of which you are the Company Director ?

    So say you are registered with an accountant (and he calculates both...
  4. I think its an 'up to £300 fine for any repair...

    I think its an 'up to £300 fine for any repair damages incurred'. What happens if you hire it, return it as found and some chav decides to smash it to peices with you being the last one that used it...
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    He's just mad because he put an accumulator bet...

    He's just mad because he put an accumulator bet on Germany winning the World Cup 2010.
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    Don't forget Fernando Alonso for the F1 Grand...

    Don't forget Fernando Alonso for the F1 Grand Prix, another "Spanish" champion.

    Now if they could only get their economy and industry sorted out. ......
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    I think that people at work take their...

    I think that people at work take their frustrations out on the toilet bowl and disrespect their fellow colleague by making the toilet bowl 'unusable' - its a natural form of marking one's territory....
  8. Thread: Precious

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    I cried watching Barbara Streisand in film...

    I cried watching Barbara Streisand in film "Yentil".

    :P
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    I think that he got off really lightly ie 14...

    I think that he got off really lightly ie 14 weeks jail for impersonating a doctor and 'assaulting a soldier' (stupidly trying to re-locate a broken bone in a squaddie's hand) and he got a really...
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    Many years ago when the merger occured I was...

    Many years ago when the merger occured I was invited for an interview there and was told that 'there is no secrets there and each employee can read any other employee's C.V.'

    I just thought that...
  11. Thanks for the advice, I was powering up the...

    Thanks for the advice, I was powering up the laptop and it just shut down during or soon after boot up with the problem getting progressively worse.

    I opened it up and blew the massive mound of...
  12. Best way to pay for a 2K+ laptop via Limited when on the VAT Flat rate scheme.

    My laptop packed up and I want a new one, I'm thinking of one of those Sony Viao ones. I've read the HMRC website HM Revenue & Customs: Flat Rate Scheme for VAT and it does state that I can purchase...
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    Is that Earls Court circa 2001/03 ?

    Is that Earls Court circa 2001/03 ?
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    Samantha Fox

    Samantha Fox
  15. Agency not paying up at tail end of contract,recommend me an employment law solicitor

    For the last month of my contract the agent hasn't paid me, e-mails I sent them are being avoided and no one is following anything up on their side.

    Could you recommend me an employment law...
  16. Thread: Mad Max 4

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    I've heard the tapes and the way he's talking to...

    I've heard the tapes and the way he's talking to his new wife / girlfriend ? is disgusting. You may say to yourself, well she's no talent and she's obviously played him, being younger and beautiful...
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    I thought that 'Tonight With Jonathan Ross' was...

    I thought that 'Tonight With Jonathan Ross' was simply awful, standards are even lower due to that show.

    Being a film fan I could just about take 'Film 2009/10' with him on it - (bring back Barry...
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    wasn't he in jail then got out somehow ? wasn't...

    wasn't he in jail then got out somehow ? wasn't he posting here from jail ? His missus is quite dishy (we think it was her who was posting on here - not sure).

    I think the one about flying the...
  19. Thread: Gobsmacked

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    The family dancing is a celebration of life and...

    The family dancing is a celebration of life and more importantly 'survival' (hence the song title). I think that it is a little inappropriate because their dancing doesn't say much about those that...
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    Serves them right for trying to take over the...

    Serves them right for trying to take over the world.
  21. Thread: Bosh!

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    That's 'Jimmy Jump' an idiot Catalan from Spain...

    That's 'Jimmy Jump' an idiot Catalan from Spain well known for his exploits.
  22. The Spanish - German game was alot prettier but...

    The Spanish - German game was alot prettier but the Dutch went for brutal fouls which spoilt the game.

    Pass the Dutchie to the left hand side.
  23. Job ad - Octopus quant analyst for bi-nomial financial modelling - rate : £negotiable

    Job ad - Octopus quant analyst for bi-nomial financial modelling - rate : £negotiable.


    Must have ability to work to strict deadlines, working on a "flip a coin", 50/50, bi-nomial model to...
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    That's a very 1990s thing to do ie. contact you...

    That's a very 1990s thing to do ie. contact you and then arange an interview with you. Agencies that dealt with Investment Banking jobs back in the 1990s used to do this alot to see if you "were...
  25. £30-35k in IT in the UK per year isn't worth it,...

    £30-35k in IT in the UK per year isn't worth it, its ok if you are single and inexperienced and have no family but otherwise you may aswell go abroad and have a higher standard of living doing...
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    Ah Todd Browns "Freaks" powerful film he made the...

    Ah Todd Browns "Freaks" powerful film he made the original B&W Dracula with Bella Legowsi, the scene in Freaks where the 'torso' midget lights up and smokes with no arms / legs is incredible. Sadly...
  27. Spain beat Germany so stick that in your Merkel and smoke it !!!!

    Wearing down the big oafs finally made made them fall.

    Some two very nice countries (standard of living and people) in the football final and their first ever World cup on Sunday, so goody.
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    Jamie Lee Curtis was (or is) a hermaphrodite and...

    Jamie Lee Curtis was (or is) a hermaphrodite and she gets a out and about a bit.
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    England 1 : Germany 4, are we just a little...

    England 1 : Germany 4, are we just a little country with no money for football / training / support ?

    The England disallowed goal WAS a robbery but the Germans out played us, should English...
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    It looks hopeless Germany 2 : England 0 at 34...

    It looks hopeless Germany 2 : England 0 at 34 mins.

    Are our premier league players slightly overpaid for their abilities ?
  31. No the zombie reference above meant that I'm not...

    No the zombie reference above meant that I'm not running around in a panic or distraught about what occured. But it did get me thinking, only a few hours without electricity does throw you out. No...
  32. screw me backwards. its been 15 hours without...

    screw me backwards. its been 15 hours without power and finally they got it back up after digging a mini trench outside our building and faffing around in hour fuse box.

    This worried me so torday...
  33. also is there any recourse / compensation if we...

    also is there any recourse / compensation if we are without power for say 3-4 days?

    anyone experienced this before ?
  34. its just our building and they have no eta on...

    its just our building and they have no eta on getting a team down to sort out the power problem in the street outside, looks like its going to be rough. had to get a taxi to a friends in east chelsea...
  35. Power cut this morning Chelsea & South Kensington - what to do.

    There was a power cut in our building at 5am this morning. I have some power left on my laptop and mobile broadband (mobile phone has internet also) so I was able to dig around for help.


    It was...
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    her beauty makes her rise above us mere mortals...

    her beauty makes her rise above us mere mortals and makes her death more news worthy than say an old lady who died having worked all her life for the public good.
  37. Thread: Rip frank

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    Wasn't he on "Vic Reeves : Big Night Out" classic...

    Wasn't he on "Vic Reeves : Big Night Out" classic 1980s Channel 4 whimsical comedy show ?
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    "World War Z" its a sort of "Bridget Jones diary...

    "World War Z" its a sort of "Bridget Jones diary style" of a guy going around the world interviewing people and its slowly revealed that there has been a zombie and human war which has been...
  39. Thread: I miss Gordon

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    They say that capitalism distributes wealth...

    They say that capitalism distributes wealth unequally but socialism distributes POVERTY EQUALLY.

    Yes poor gordon is sat in a rocking chair taking his medication and chewing on a mouldy cracker...
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    And if the boss says "You cannot resign right now...

    And if the boss says "You cannot resign right now as you please, you have an obligation to work your 1 month notice" reply with "Whaaat ? I can stand on the desk and p*** on your face !!!!".

    Then...
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    I can't wait to witness their...

    I can't wait to witness their honeyMooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon !!!!!!!!!!!!
  42. Thread: HMRC Helpline

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    Its a trap ! don't ring up ! the SAS are outside...

    Its a trap ! don't ring up ! the SAS are outside your door, they're going to kick your door down and get your dirty underpants as evidence in court !


    No seriously I mean the tax office 'kinda'...
  43. Thread: Uk 1 - usa 0

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    Excellent end of 1st time fumble by the...

    Excellent end of 1st time fumble by the 'professional' England goalkeeper its a 1 all draw now. Roll on Brasil Vs England !!!

    Grrrrrrrr those lions !
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    England Vs USA game

    I just got back and switched it on, thinking about it I wouldn't get too cocky about England winning this one, the USA were the ones to stop Spain 2-0 recently that had 35 games unbeaten !
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    Thatcher is the very reason your standard of...

    Thatcher is the very reason your standard of living is higher than it EVER would have been under Labour; this woman shoud be praised and honored.
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    Oh this isn't that dodgy offshore recruitment /...

    Oh this isn't that dodgy offshore recruitment / 'IT Consultancy' based in India that does business for a certain Investment Bank which kinda has initials D.B. now is it ?

    I dealt with them and...
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    What is interesting is where did he get the rifle...

    What is interesting is where did he get the rifle with scope (was he part of a gun club and don't you have to have an annual psycho analysis if you keep guns in the home). The other thing to ponder...
  48. Thread: Parcelforce

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    I call them 'Farcelforce'.

    I call them 'Farcelforce'.
  49. Does Britain coming last in the Eurovision Song Contest mean that we are the unliked

    Does Britain coming last in the Eurovision Song Contest mean that we are the unliked pigs of Europe ?

    Does no one remember how we saved them from the Nazis and created a nuclear deterrent such...
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    The iPad has no USB port so that's bad to start...

    The iPad has no USB port so that's bad to start with. Also like all Apple products it has no flash player which means for internet video streaming you can forget that so that drops the ball in terms...
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