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    Welcome to General.

    Welcome to General.
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    Pretty easy to achieve that around the NMW rates...

    Pretty easy to achieve that around the NMW rates for keyboard replacers.
  3. Reduction in CT from 19% to 17% postponed.

    Reduction in CT from 19% to 17% postponed.
  4. Dodgy contractor loan schemes.

    Dodgy contractor loan schemes.
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    Cold warehouse in Swindon to chow down your Adda...

    Cold warehouse in Swindon to chow down your Adda Smartprice sausage roll... yep
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    Pay the staff a bonus of 10% of all funds...

    Pay the staff a bonus of 10% of all funds recovered from dodgy loan schemes contractors. That should motivate them.
  7. Thread: Hi All

    by Old Greg
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    At least it wasn't Swindon.

    At least it wasn't Swindon.
  8. Thread: Passat

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    Passat

    Where's Milan?
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    It would be a tad hypocritical.

    It would be a tad hypocritical.
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    FTFY

    FTFY
  11. That doesn't really narrow things down.

    That doesn't really narrow things down.
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    Dare I ask whether you have asked your accountant?

    Dare I ask whether you have asked your accountant?
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    He should be grateful for the free education....

    He should be grateful for the free education. It's no wonder the Army never let him out of the Aldershot Spud bashing hut.
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    And how many times now, you dull twunt?

    And how many times now, you dull twunt?
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    Fine thanks. Did you ever get round to freeing...

    Fine thanks. Did you ever get round to freeing your GF?
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    How many times have you been called a dull twunt?

    How many times have you been called a dull twunt?
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    Five points to Ravenclaw.

    Five points to Ravenclaw.
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    Keep digging, thickie.

    Keep digging, thickie.
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    You might use a simile, but you didn't That's a...

    You might use a simile, but you didn't That's a metaphor, you cretin.
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    Have a lie down in a dark room or something.

    Have a lie down in a dark room or something.
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    So Amazon will stop selling in the UK?

    So Amazon will stop selling in the UK?
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    I checked the closet and it's hard to see past...

    I checked the closet and it's hard to see past your fat arse stuck inside.
  23. That's his spud peeling action.

    That's his spud peeling action.
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    Considering the alternative, absolutely.

    Considering the alternative, absolutely.
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    I thought that parking provided by employers...

    I thought that parking provided by employers isn't a BIK.
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    You should be proud about your cock munching....

    You should be proud about your cock munching. Look at GJABS.
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    You've said that before.

    You've said that before.
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    Munching cocks in his case.

    Munching cocks in his case.
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    The Oude Joris Max 120 pension trustee loan...

    The Oude Joris Max 120 pension trustee loan structure is your friend.
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    Have you ever drunk Bailey's out of a shoe?

    Have you ever drunk Bailey's out of a shoe?
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    FTFY

    FTFY
  32. Thread: What am I?

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    You really need to understand your business...

    You really need to understand your business structure and responsibilities as a Director. Start with the First Timers.guid on the right.

    This is really important.
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    She can say what she likes. Don't let it trigger...

    She can say what she likes. Don't let it trigger your outrage-ometer.
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    This is why Darren only takes gigs with good free...

    This is why Darren only takes gigs with good free onsite parking.
  35. Thread: Where's...

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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    I got it cheap from Sergei Skripal's garage sale.

    I got it cheap from Sergei Skripal's garage sale.
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    It's the currant trend, I fear. No point raisin'...

    It's the currant trend, I fear. No point raisin' a stink about it.
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    A stunning victory for the Dutch Antilles One...

    A stunning victory for the Dutch Antilles One Justice Campaign.
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    Poll: So Labour is up in this category and Tories are...

    So Labour is up in this category and
    Tories are well up, picking up Brexit Party votes.
  40. Doesn't work if they're arachnids.

    Doesn't work if they're arachnids.
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    ] https://youtu.be/0B86z1cwZtI

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    https://youtu.be/0B86z1cwZtI
  42. Chin up. That's the spirit!

    Chin up. That's the spirit!
  43. I see what you did there. :laugh

    I see what you did there. :laugh
  44. Fingers crossed it will end up with Tories 20...

    Fingers crossed it will end up with Tories 20 seats short of a majority so the fun continues.
  45. Get UKIP to stand if they're that bothered.

    Get UKIP to stand if they're that bothered.
  46. Please don't trigger the gammonflakes with facts...

    Please don't trigger the gammonflakes with facts and logic.
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    It's freedom of speech. Sorry if that triggers...

    It's freedom of speech. Sorry if that triggers your delicate sensitivities.
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    Being so slow, you probably don't understand what...

    Being so slow, you probably don't understand what that sentence means.

    :eyes
  49. Spuddy is CUK's premier cretin (which is meant in...

    Spuddy is CUK's premier cretin (which is meant in a good way).
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    You're too chubby.

    You're too chubby.
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