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  1. Sorry mate just spotted this, it was all in jest...

    Sorry mate just spotted this, it was all in jest (you twunt!)
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    Or reply with if he does not 'jog on' you will...

    Or reply with if he does not 'jog on' you will email his handler at the agency with details about why lost the exclusivity commitment due to his 'unprofessional' behaviour, am sure his boss would...
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    Yes but I would also reply with where was the job...

    Yes but I would also reply with where was the job spec and email asking for representation confirmation you promised, you sent neither so jog on.
  4. That all sounds fine, go for it :o

    That all sounds fine, go for it :o
  5. Thread: Perm noob

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    Who says English is the OPs native tongue, and...

    Who says English is the OPs native tongue, and don't call me Shirley :D
  6. I had this at an interview many moons ago, the...

    I had this at an interview many moons ago, the client mentioned they expected overtime, as it was an hourly rate contract I was more that happy to oblige:D , so long as everything is up front I don't...
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    Maybe we all need to buy more bitcoin :suicide:

    Maybe we all need to buy more bitcoin :suicide:
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    I have the Fitbit Ionic, GPS for runs (leave...

    I have the Fitbit Ionic, GPS for runs (leave phone at home), app on phone to display the route details and de, stats galore, can store music on the watch or sync Deezer playlists. And 4/5 days normal...
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    Tru Dat :smokin

    Tru Dat :smokin
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    What do you think...

    What do you think...
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    3.5 yrs at one client, i would be going up the...

    3.5 yrs at one client, i would be going up the wall by now :eek, demand the increase from the current agency and walk if you don't get it. TBH If it was me I would hope they say no so I do walk...
  12. **** off you twunt!!

    **** off you twunt!!
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    You generally get an extra hr out of bluetooth...

    You generally get an extra hr out of bluetooth earphones as well as a better connection with an iPhone than that Android mish mash, not to mention a more secure experience banking app wise. Android...
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    Solution is obvious... buy an iPhone, call...

    Solution is obvious... buy an iPhone, call yourself a contractor, the regulation kit is MBP, iPhone, iPad (granted i draw the line at the watch...) HTHBIDI :D
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    Never thought the Langford would be slumming it...

    Never thought the Langford would be slumming it in a Travelodge :D
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    Excellent 2 seasons about Pablo and then they...

    Excellent 2 seasons about Pablo and then they thought they would milk it even after he died at the end of season 2 and its now cr@p HTHBIDI :D
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    IOM I live there, will ask my wife (who is also...

    IOM I live there, will ask my wife (who is also my sister, aunt and grandmother) what she thinks :freaky:
  18. Doesn't ITV pay the victor if you lose...

    Doesn't ITV pay the victor if you lose regardless, in which case I am taking NLUK to see Rinder for 100 grand compo as he once forgot to say good morning to me :violin:
  19. Probably the delivery was outsourced to Tata in...

    Probably the delivery was outsourced to Tata in the OPs instance
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    But we're not a business right, we're disguised...

    But we're not a business right, we're disguised employees so HMRC will refund us this money :tumble:
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    At least you can do stuff with houses (live in...

    At least you can do stuff with houses (live in them), gold (make shiny things) and chickens (eat eggs), bitcoin is the biggest ponzi of the lot, and the ppl who have bought into the lie (scooterscot...
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    One word SPOTIFY, end of.

    One word SPOTIFY, end of.
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    True dat.

    True dat.
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    ^^^ This, shut your mauf and keep invoicing

    ^^^ This, shut your mauf and keep invoicing
  25. Thread: iContract

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    True I still get a random poorly targeted email...

    True I still get a random poorly targeted email one or twice a year from these jokers... elevate should be renamed to irritate!
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    Don't worry May will find a billion to pay for it...

    Don't worry May will find a billion to pay for it in return for propping up her tory house of cards :D
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    Checked on companies house?

    Checked on companies house?
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    Paging PC :D

    Paging PC :D
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    Are you Phil Neville in disguise?

    Are you Phil Neville in disguise?
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    No but I don't bale after 2 days and expect...

    No but I don't bale after 2 days and expect payment for doing **** all, sign a contract = honour it or stop pretending to be a contractor and go and get a perm job at KFC, ppl like this give us (well...
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    2 days! By the time you'd set up your computer,...

    2 days! By the time you'd set up your computer, adjusted the seat, and found out where the coffee machine and toilets were you'd were out of there. What work did you actually do?
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    Scum. Linky?

    Scum. Linky?
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    I got Dave Shawadiwadi ringing my parents with...

    I got Dave Shawadiwadi ringing my parents with the usual Microsoft problem, I think I managed to keep him on the line for around 45 minutes trying 'fix' my macbook pro... where is that windows key...
  34. SJD I'm surprised how they win the best...

    SJD I'm surprised how they win the best accountant award each year on here, surprised I tell you... but every year NAT and co are sporting a new full length mink coat :tumble: ... coincidence.
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    40,000 informative posts wow, NLUK would have...

    40,000 informative posts wow, NLUK would have come close if 39,999 of his 40,000 posts hadn't been disqualified as they queried whether the OP has consulted his accountant to resolve the matter :D
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    Phil Neville! Can never tell them apart...

    Phil Neville! Can never tell them apart...
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    Gary Neville Resigns

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    Phil Neville: England women head coach sorry for controversial tweets - BBC Sport
  38. or tell them to **** off, not pleasantly worded...

    or tell them to **** off, not pleasantly worded but apt...
  39. I got a LI message from a pimp banging on about...

    I got a LI message from a pimp banging on about 90% returns, the email came from his company account but he wanted replies sent to his hotmail one, no doubt kickbacks galore I wonder if i should...
  40. i'd be more concerned with them trying to screw...

    i'd be more concerned with them trying to screw you out of 25 quid a day, contract length is somewhat moot.
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    Using Agents? If so no surprise, more and more...

    Using Agents? If so no surprise, more and more hiring is being done via recommendations these days and no one is going to recommend a muppet for a role at their company :tumble:
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    I mulled over getting one but the battery life...

    I mulled over getting one but the battery life was a deal breaker for me. Went with the Fitbit Ionic instead, tracks my runs, music on board plus all the usual Fitbit stuff, oh and a 5 day battery...
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    Better off flipping burgers at Maccie D's or...

    Better off flipping burgers at Maccie D's or stocking shelves at Tesco, at least you get sick/holiday pay then :igmc:
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    Dry roasted or just plain salted?

    Dry roasted or just plain salted?
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    WFH Hard boiled Egg Pineapple. VItamin Drink...

    WFH
    Hard boiled Egg
    Pineapple.
    VItamin Drink
    Bottle of Water
    Tea.
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    It seems like they all (Amazon Included) are...

    It seems like they all (Amazon Included) are using it to shift old stock, I bought a one month prime membership this year as i thought i may get a few bargains for stuff I wanted. It's just been...
  47. Are you Diane Abbot?

    Are you Diane Abbot?
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    He who dares Rodney :D

    He who dares Rodney :D
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    ^^ This. They'll never find out, unless you let...

    ^^ This. They'll never find out, unless you let it slip.
  50. I'm off perm soon but will be reeling off a...

    I'm off perm soon but will be reeling off a letter to my local (Labour) MP about this, this will kill the economy. Brexit and now this :tumble:
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