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    where did you buy the option from?

    where did you buy the option from?
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    The standard weekly comment from Scooter.

    The standard weekly comment from Scooter.
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    This was in Feb 2018. The Dow was at ~24,500 at...

    This was in Feb 2018. The Dow was at ~24,500 at that time. It is higher than that today, even after the Covid crash.
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    When I searched for FMCG all I got was the usual...

    When I searched for FMCG all I got was the usual stuff about fat men on chubby girls .
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    I replaced my HP laptop battery with one off...

    I replaced my HP laptop battery with one off Amazon. Was around £30.
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    Put it all into Crypto. You'll have £1m in the...

    Put it all into Crypto. You'll have £1m in the next 6 to 6000 months, as per Pooper's variable advice. Just watch the charts and put your deposit down for that lambo!
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    Don't just sell up. Put a stop-loss at a price...

    Don't just sell up. Put a stop-loss at a price you are happy with, on the chance that the market will come down.
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    This is hilarious. You're wrong on the...

    This is hilarious.

    You're wrong on the double-top though. It would form a bell-end.
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    I'll bet you 10 of your them there Bitcoins,...

    I'll bet you 10 of your them there Bitcoins, against 10 of my marvellous magic beans.
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    Put on a wig. Covid will be fooled.

    Put on a wig. Covid will be fooled.
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    Markets can only ever go up. The bull is dead. ...

    Markets can only ever go up. The bull is dead.

    Long live the bull.
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    I called it on March 23rd :suicide: ...

    I called it on March 23rd :suicide:

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/126569-stock-market-crash-85.html#post2747951
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    We pulled out of a major house move when C-19...

    We pulled out of a major house move when C-19 hit, the idea being that I didn't want to take on ridiculous levels of debt (offered due to my contract rate) and in the hope that house prices will...
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    Downloaded GTA V and didn't play it. Then...

    Downloaded GTA V and didn't play it. Then downloaded Civilisation, tried to play, and realised that this was one of the most complicated/irritating/slow games ever.

    Waiting to see what's next on...
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    I'm wondering why you're here on this forum then....

    I'm wondering why you're here on this forum then. Not sure I'd hang out much if I had your kind of money.

    Anyway, I was looking for land/property and almost exchanged on a sizeable (for me) build...
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    You sound more like an estate agent than an IT...

    You sound more like an estate agent than an IT bod.

    Where are these dumping landlords' portfolios based?
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    The world should make China pay for the carnage...

    The world should make China pay for the carnage we've all been put through. I don't care if it's "reparations" or all out war, but they should be made to pay in one way or another. Pathetic the way...
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    Yes and we can all completely believe what China...

    Yes and we can all completely believe what China tells us.
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    I wonder if you could inject atomic weapons.

    I wonder if you could inject atomic weapons.
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    You know the saying: don't try to educate the...

    You know the saying: don't try to educate the stupid - they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    You're arguing with someone who thought that selling high and buying low...
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    This was expected and hence not a surprise. ...

    This was expected and hence not a surprise.

    Market will tread downwards now.
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    Speaking of simpletons, where's our resident...

    Speaking of simpletons, where's our resident market troll Scooter?
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    No it closes at 10pm on a Friday.

    No it closes at 10pm on a Friday.
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    Might be a good idea to close it now if you...

    Might be a good idea to close it now if you haven't yet done so. Unless you'll looking to hold over the weekend, 'cos it looks like the US markets will move up a bit from here tonight.
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    what have you bet on?

    what have you bet on?
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    Wrong move captain.

    Wrong move captain.
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    Well if anything it goes to show the limitations...

    Well if anything it goes to show the limitations of his intellectual capacity to respond with a meaningful, educated and informed post.

    "Cute" indeed.
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    Come on Whorty, you said it yourself. Keep up...

    Come on Whorty, you said it yourself. Keep up with Scoot's comments: first he says that only idiots would be buying, then he goes out and buys. Ergo - he has proven to be an idiot.

    Not that we...
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    House prices will adjust - they will have to...

    House prices will adjust - they will have to because there is huge macroeconomic pressure, globally. In addition, section 24 taxation (removal of interest tax deductibility) will come into full force...
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    Oh shut up with your tripe.

    Oh shut up with your tripe.
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    I could never quite master the translations into...

    I could never quite master the translations into German. It's whether you lose a month or gain 11 months - that damn well always got me :eyes
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    It's so far away that he hopes we will all forget...

    It's so far away that he hopes we will all forget the trades he advised and perhaps even forget who he is.
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    Centrica was a dog before the crash and it's even...

    Centrica was a dog before the crash and it's even more of a dog now. Just look at its debt pile. The dividend will take a beating soon.

    But well done on buying it just before the 3%+ fall today.
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    That won't come as a surprise to him or to anyone...

    That won't come as a surprise to him or to anyone else on this forum.
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    You have been given clear and concise advice from...

    You have been given clear and concise advice from Scooter. He is therefore liable, so what's the risk to you?
  36. Pretty much what I said in the Stock Market...

    Pretty much what I said in the Stock Market thread. Scoots hunts down all the negative news he can find and posts it here, as though we so naïve to believe the rubbish he spouts, or as though we...
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    No doubt you are gleeful and rubbing your hands...

    No doubt you are gleeful and rubbing your hands in joy at how many people have died this weekend
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    Not that I disagree with you , because I have...

    Not that I disagree with you , because I have taken a short position late last week, but have you seen the state of these c&*nts?

    About Our Team of Economic, Political and Markets Analysts and...
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    Frankly £3.5k is bloody ridiculous on top of the...

    Frankly £3.5k is bloody ridiculous on top of the monthly fee. The tasks involved are straightforward and the monthly fee you pay already covers the annual / end-of-year accounts.
  40. Oh dear. :eyes

    Oh dear.
    :eyes
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    I'm actually wondering what Scoots has actually...

    I'm actually wondering what Scoots has actually ever contributed to the contracting community on CUK.

    All I recall seeing from him are posts in General, nothing related to contracting. Perhaps he...
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    Well the markets are certainly playing out...

    Well the markets are certainly playing out exactly as you advised they would... :eyes
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    FFS Scoots, that's an accounting method. Look at...

    FFS Scoots, that's an accounting method. Look at any company (MSFT, Saleforce, Ford whatever) and you'll see the balance sheet assets and liabilities are always "on par" … that's why it is called a...
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    No, you have given advice - not opinion. So...

    No, you have given advice - not opinion.

    So you ask if you're wrong - well for sure you're not correct. A significant trait of a permabear is to scream "crash" over and over again until one day...
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    Scooter I've had enough. How much effort have...

    Scooter I've had enough. How much effort have people here tried to educate you on reality - and still you take conspiracy theory as truth and age-old information as current gospel. This week your...
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    He has a really bad habit of doing this. He is...

    He has a really bad habit of doing this. He is deluding himself but dangerously he is dishing out investment advice on a public forum based on dated and inaccurate information that he randomly finds...
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    Yup exactly. And the EU told insurers last week...

    Yup exactly. And the EU told insurers last week to stop paying out dividends, for the same reason. UK insurers will surely follow in the next week or 2. Doesn't mean they are in trouble. It makes...
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    Yes and nothing to do with the Great Depression...

    Yes and nothing to do with the Great Depression era of the 1930s - but I suppose it's like all of Scotty's investment research: he just Googles a topic and takes the first one he finds as gospel.
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    There has only ever been one occurrence of an 80%...

    There has only ever been one occurrence of an 80% fall in stock markets, over a period of years, during the Great Depression. They didn't have the same financial weaponry back then to put a floor...
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    Permabear mentality. They wish for the end of the...

    Permabear mentality. They wish for the end of the world just so that they can make a bit of money out of the misery and pain inflicted on everyone else.

    It's like shorting shares in airlines and...
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