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    get well soon!

    get well soon!
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    Thank deity I don't have an enlarged prostate...

    Thank deity I don't have an enlarged prostate like you! Maybe its your wife's little chores that cause it?
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    Sounds like reality to me. As the Policy...

    Sounds like reality to me.

    As the Policy publicly announced by the EU is that vaccine has to be purchased at Bloc level (even though Germany ignored that) and they have only just done it yet...
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    That must be because we stole the EU's vaccine.....

    That must be because we stole the EU's vaccine..

    Maybe they can blame Israel?
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    It sure beats the chap in a bowler hat shoving a...

    It sure beats the chap in a bowler hat shoving a fake pottery & rubber vagina with its own hot water bottle between a mating bull & cow. This was how they did it 40 years ago.:eek

    Now it seems...
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    We have vaccine - the EU doesn't!

    We have vaccine - the EU doesn't!
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    Ridin ma hog!

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    Do you have RC Cola? No but we have some...

    Do you have RC Cola?


    No but we have some arrogant Pepsi.
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    Because the invaders tend to exploit loopholes...

    Because the invaders tend to exploit loopholes that evolution has missed on our natives. Same way that some firms flourish and some flounder with similar offerings.
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    Compared to Australia we are very lucky most of...

    Compared to Australia we are very lucky most of our wildlife doesn't actively want to kill us.
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    My neighbour had a female domestic worker in his...

    My neighbour had a female domestic worker in his home. I hadn't seen her in a while, so naturally I inquired...


    "How's your housemaid?" I asked.


    He thought for a second, then said, "With...
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    I went to pay for the work that the garage had...

    I went to pay for the work that the garage had done on my car today, the cashier asked, "Would you like to cover your parts?"


    I said, "No thank you!"


    She said, "You'll have to wait outside...
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    Virgin Media have launched their new 5G network....

    Virgin Media have launched their new 5G network.
    Its called 5G Spot.



    I can't bloody find it anywhere.
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    As I said you can giggle at them!

    As I said you can giggle at them!
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    Yeah its impossible to work around we should just...

    Yeah its impossible to work around we should just submit!

    Top 25 vertical farming companies

    Top 10 Hydroponic Fruits & Vegetables | Easy Grow
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    A land grab by Mainland Europe how quaint!

    A land grab by Mainland Europe how quaint!
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    Nuttina - planned parenthood!

    Scientists are developing an oral contraceptive for grey SQUIRRELS | Daily Mail Online



    Will make some posters happy!
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    The newer ones without 3 years accounts and those...

    The newer ones without 3 years accounts and those on higher turnovers that were still affected.

    There were some who were under reporting and you can just giggle at them.
  19. FTFY.

    FTFY.
  20. Are you suggesting the EU gave state aid to AZ?...

    Are you suggesting the EU gave state aid to AZ? The EU are late to the party, they haven't approved it yet. They have however placed an advanced order with a foreign owned supplier long after other...
  21. FTFY

    FTFY
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    Large crystal ball for sale. Only £50, but you...

    Large crystal ball for sale. Only £50, but you will haggle me down and buy it for £35.
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    "I hear you split up with your wife.""I did....

    "I hear you split up with your wife.""I did. Would you stay with someone who sat about in their bra and pants all day, drinking Gin and watching Loose Woman?""I sure wouldn't.""Well, neither would...
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    I think I had a really good time last night. ...

    I think I had a really good time last night.


    I'll let you know after I finish reading the police report.
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    Just bought a load of old railway buffers on eBay...

    Just bought a load of old railway buffers on eBay for a bargain price. It was an end of line sale.
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    I was walking out of the hospital when this...

    I was walking out of the hospital when this scruffy looking scrote asked "any change, pal"


    No, He's still in intensive care, I replied.
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    NLyUK is doing a two for one offer at Ashford?

    NLyUK is doing a two for one offer at Ashford?
  30. Hey if they can get it working on just a Tuesday...

    Hey if they can get it working on just a Tuesday it will be one of the most effective government initiatives ever.
  31. Here you go whorty if you are having trouble imagining it!

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    You need to watch more German porn? (told theirs...

    You need to watch more German porn? (told theirs is a bit out there).
  33. Generally its about control. I worked from home a...

    Generally its about control. I worked from home a lot over the last decade. Some of my bosses were OK with it, others thought I should be in the office regardless, all of my bosses in that decade...
  34. Entirely possible that is a problem the...

    Entirely possible that is a problem the government need to handle.
  35. Companies are already talking about closing...

    Companies are already talking about closing offices and consolidating with fewer staff in day by day. It may finally allow us to move most of our jobs from around London. Whether this will cause the...
  36. Well actually encouraging people to come over to...

    Well actually encouraging people to come over to learn technical English meant plenty of technical jobs went to Eastern Europe, ditto India. Germany & France not so much but it is happening.
  37. Agree completely with that.

    Agree completely with that.
  38. This has happened in every European and first...

    This has happened in every European and first world country I worked with. I used to work for worldwide IT not just the UK. Factories & warehouses were the first to close in any country, then call...
  39. Still is when the goods come from manufacturing...

    Still is when the goods come from manufacturing in "best cost countries". In my experience many of the factories in the EU are being closed or heavily automated if good tax deals are offered. I have...
  40. Was happening down south as well. Not many people...

    Was happening down south as well. Not many people want to work in a warehouse for 10 hours at minimum wage when there are benefits to be had. Either up the wage, drop the benefits or automate.
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  41. Be true Ireland is set to have an unprecedented...

    Be true Ireland is set to have an unprecedented commercial boost.
  42. Hmm do the EU not suffer the same problem or is...

    Hmm do the EU not suffer the same problem or is the deal not symmetrical?

    Are you saying that they don't need a warehouse in the UK anymore or is it just fewer minimum wage agency staff ?
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    Sticky: Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get...

    Why did the chicken go to the séance?

    To get to the other side!


    have this picture of Madam Xoxxy with a crystal ball.
  44. So leaving the EU has just made it like exporting...

    So leaving the EU has just made it like exporting to other countries then?

    One hopes you account for sales tax in the US.
  45. You exporting to Ireland or moving your...

    You exporting to Ireland or moving your enterprise to there to avoid tax like so many large American countries?

    Do you need to register to export to the US, China or India? Of course you do.
  46. Their lunch is rapidly disappearing. Apple Pay...

    Their lunch is rapidly disappearing.

    Apple Pay participating banks in Europe and the Middle East – Apple Support

    Banks and partners – Google Pay (UK)
  47. Totally agree we regained our sovereignty,...

    Totally agree we regained our sovereignty, discovered our fish stocks are near extinction thanks to overfishing, how the EU behaves when you dare to disobey and we pissed off a load of remainers.
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  48. Thread: Brexit II

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    Not sure the ladies will want it after they learn...

    Not sure the ladies will want it after they learn where MF kept it warm.
  49. Lovely nice to see the milk of human kindness has...

    Lovely nice to see the milk of human kindness has curdled.
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    Is it easier if your victims are drunk?

    Is it easier if your victims are drunk?
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