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    Is it just my misses who seems to think 'going for a shower' involves turning the bathroom into a frickin swimming pool? Every sodding night.

    Water just started passing through the ceiling...

    Where is my shotgun....

    #2
    Originally posted by TheLordDave View Post
    Is it just my misses who seems to think 'going for a shower' involves turning the bathroom into a frickin swimming pool? Every sodding night.

    Water just started passing through the ceiling...

    Where is my shotgun....
    I think you need a sealant gun, not a shotgun.

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      #3
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      I think you need a new missus, not a shotgun.
      FTFY
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #4
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        I think you need a new patio.
        FTFY

        #Trevorjordache
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by TheLordDave View Post
          Is it just my misses who seems to think 'going for a shower' involves turning the bathroom into a frickin swimming pool? Every sodding night.
          Why won't you get nice pool for your missus?

          Just like MF did.

          His ex on photo -



          Don't be a victim, be more like MF.

          HTH

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            #6
            It's called a wet room. Chill.



            Room for two!

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              #7
              Could be worse, your missus could use all the hot water showering the dog, then rinsing the shower, then showering herself, then rinsing the shower - a process which takes 45 minutes with the shower on full hot.
              I'm sure she's scalding the dog.
              Then I get in for a cold shower, whether I want one or not...
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                #8
                http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...211-mgtow.html

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                  #9
                  Get a divorce. Then you won't have a wife, bathroom or ceiling.
                  Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
                    Get a divorce. Then you won't have a wife, bathroom or ceiling.
                    Won't have the interwebs to post tulip on here either...

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