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    Q&A Answer the question above you, then ask you own.

    Q - Will SKA ever be finished?

    #2
    A - Yes, at about the same time I get that £2000 a day gig.

    Q - How long will the doom last?
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      #3
      Q - How long will the doom last?[/QUOTE]

      A - It will be over when the fat lady sings




      Q - If a woman was in a forest all on her own, would she still make a noise ?

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        #4
        Originally posted by foritisme View Post
        Q - If a woman was in a forest all on her own, would she still make a noise ?
        yes
        Eww wet leaves
        Eww spider
        Ewww mud
        Etc...

        What does threaded actually look like?
        Coffee's for closers

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          #5
          Q - If a woman was in a forest all on her own, would she still make a noise?

          A. Depends on whether or not she was using one hand to clap!

          Q. Will AtW ever get some action?
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #6
            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            yes
            Eww wet leaves
            Eww spider
            Ewww mud
            Etc...

            What does threaded actually look like?
            A. Jabba the Hutt's stunt double.

            Q. Why don't you see white dog poo anymore?

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              #7
              A: because chalk boards are no longer in fashion at schools..

              Q: what goes well with pot noodle other than a wink?
              The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                #8
                A: Gastric enteritis

                Q: What's the Queen's middle name?
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

                  Q: What's the Queen's middle name?
                  A - Alexandra Mary

                  Q - What should I have for lunch?

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                    #10
                    -A beer

                    -Q how much work have you done today?
                    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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