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    Tiger Woods

    All sorts of rumours flying around at the moment. Sounds like some woman's been taken to hospital from his house - possibly his wife - possibly an overdose. I've had to turn tweetdeck off.

    Favourite comment so far......

    Can't wait for his first tourney back and those cries of "Get in the ho" as he tees off
    Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

    #2
    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    All sorts of rumours flying around at the moment. Sounds like some woman's been taken to hospital from his house - possibly his wife - possibly an overdose. I've had to turn tweetdeck off.

    Favourite comment so far......
    I find this strangely addictive

    http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

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      #3
      When the junior golfers around my way are faced with a decision, they are encouraged by the coaches to ask themselves: "What would Tiger do?"

      So next time they are held up by a slow-playing but nubile lady member...

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        #4
        What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

        Santa stops at the third ho.
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          #5
          The man is pure genius. Ten affairs and his wife didn't have a clue.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
            The man is pure genius. Ten affairs and his wife didn't have a clue.
            Umm, you know he's been caught and his marriage would now appear to be falling apart... Not exactly genius
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              #7
              Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
              Umm, you know he's been caught and his marriage would now appear to be falling apart... Not exactly genius
              plus he's lost his no-claims on his motor


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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                plus he's lost his no-claims on his motor


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