I interrupt my silence to make my 20,000th post with a poll (wait a few mins) as I fear that waiting few more days would be too late ...
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How will MarillionFan end his current contract engament?
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How will MarillionFan end his current contract engament?
13As usual - he'll punch someone and gets fired on the spot61.54%8He will outsource everyone from the job and leave with a wheelbarrow full of dosh7.69%1He will get caught wasting client's time on CUK7.69%1Mordac is his boss and it's his turn to bury him0.00%0He will marry AndyW and demand all expenses paid honeymoon23.08%3 -
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostWhere's the "Not with a bang but a whimper!" option?
I've never whimpered out of a situation in my life. I like to go with a flourish, a hanky, maybe a or
As it happens I'm still working (cost free) to try and cover this possible f**k up.
Cheers Cojak!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostF**K off seriously.
I've never whimpered out of a situation in my life. I like to go with a flourish, a hanky, maybe a or
As it happens I'm still working (cost free) to try and cover this possible f**k up.
Cheers Cojak!Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostI interrupt my silence to make my 20,000th post with a poll (wait a few mins) as I fear that waiting few more days would be too late ...What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBTW. Please do something original. Your 5000th and 10000th posts were the same poll.....Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostIt can be safely assumed that by the time I get to my 30,000th post in a few months you'll still be in great peril of losing your 300th non-job
I've never punched a Russian before?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostCan I work for you?
You can't even run a successful tat shop and come to think of it you refused my generous offer to supply you with genuine Russian craft for it
Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI've never punched a Russian before?
You are still alive...
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostCan I work for you?
I've never punched a Russian before?Comment
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