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    Private Message FAO Diver

    Belly gives finger a handDoctors attached a man's finger to his stomach in - The Independent

    Please pass onto your surgeon.

    HTH

    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    They could do penis extentions the same way!

    I told wim to go in for a penis enlargement, but they said he was tall enough

    Just kidding wim
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      They could do penis extentions the same way!

      I told wim to go in for a penis enlargement, but they said he was tall enough

      Just kidding wim
      He's always preferred a generously sized member.

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        #4
        Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
        He's always preferred a generously sized member.
        African or European?

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          African or European?

          Any swallow is fine.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            They could do penis extentions the same way!

            I told wim to go in for a penis enlargement, but they said he was tall enough

            Just kidding wim
            I can already make my penis 18" long. I fold it in half.

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              I can already make my penis 1.8" long. I fold it in half.
              The girls all call you Fatty Soames. Like having a double wardrobe fall on top of you with the key still in the lock.

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                #8
                One of the posters on this thread is the width of a double wardrobe and its not me.....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  One of the posters on this thread is the width of a double wardrobe and its not me.....
                  has ATW lost some weight?
                  merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by eek View Post
                    has ATW lost some weight?
                    He lost a few pounds while searching for a mail order bride.

                    HTH

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