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    That's it, I've had enough...

    I've had enough at looking out the window at this gorgeous weather all week long.

    I've got sod all to do at the moment as I'm in the dog end days of my gig & I'm just going through the motions really.

    I've just heard reports that the tide is in at Brean so I'm heading off to Easton in Gordano Services for a Whopper then I'm going to spend the rest of the afternoon lolling around among the sand dunes in me cacks

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    Look out ladies engaging in clandestine topless sunbathing, for a greasy nerd lurking in the dunes. No doubt with binoculars in one hard and his very own Whopper (single burger with extra cheese more likely) in the other
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Originally posted by zoco View Post
      I've had enough at looking out the window at this gorgeous weather all week long.

      I've got sod all to do at the moment as I'm in the dog end days of my gig & I'm just going through the motions really.

      I've just heard reports that the tide is in at Brean so I'm heading off to Easton in Gordano Services for a Whopper then I'm going to spend the rest of the afternoon lolling around among the sand dunes in me cacks
      WFH...sorted
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        #4
        Low tide at around 3pm I'm afraid, I'm not going out of my way to disprove you but I sail my landyacht on the next beach along so I have an 'app' that I keep an eye on.

        You'd be better off going to Blaise Castle or Ashton Court if you're near Gordano.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #5
          Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

          You'd be better off going to Blaise Castle or Ashton Court if you're near Gordano.
          Can I hang out in me cacks there?

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