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    #11
    Originally posted by Scotgal View Post
    What does this mean?
    It's the CUK initiation. If you can get past the inane questions and flaming that results in your first few hours then you get a key to the General forum. Be careful what you tell Rich though.

    He's an agent.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      Contractors don't have a sick record. (Nobody ever asked me, anyway.) It's not like anyone can call your HR person to check your record.



      BTW, got any pizzas in the freezer?
      I don't have a freezer, I order in a lot or cook fresh.

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        It's the CUK initiation. If you can get past the inane questions and flaming that results in your first few hours then you get a key to the General forum. Be careful what you tell Rich though.

        He's an agent.
        Ah I see, so the General forum is locked for new users?

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          #14
          Originally posted by RichardCranium
          A 12" Hawaiian will be fine for me, thanks.
          A big ask, aren't Hawaiians known for their small genitalia?


          (Apologies to any Hawaiians out there).

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            #15
            Gladiators
            radiators
            booze
            pron
            chutney spoons
            oxo towers

            have I missed anything?
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              #16
              Originally posted by norrahe View Post
              Gladiators
              radiators
              booze
              pron
              chutney spoons
              oxo towers

              have I missed anything?
              Midget Clown Porn
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #17
                Originally posted by Scotgal View Post
                Richard, you make an interesting point, the worry is my "file" is tarnished with taking so much sick leave. I guess I value references and I know a broken leg or bout of pneumonia will be looked at more sympathetically than depression.
                Why? never had any references checked in 25 years there only any good for agency fishing trips and HR paperwork

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