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Anyone at S&M?
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Reminds me of that sketch I'm The Detectives when they are undercover in a sex club. Jasper carrott is in the toilets in his leather gear and the other one comes out of the cubicle in a brown tank top and Jasper says 'I said S&M not M&S'
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostReminds me of that sketch I'm The Detectives when they are undercover in a sex club. Jasper carrott is in the toilets in his leather gear and the other one comes out of the cubicle in a brown tank top and Jasper says 'I said S&M not M&S'
Shame it's not on YouTube so you could enjoy it as well.
What was that little role he did....... Oh Yeah "Jesus"!Comment
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Originally posted by Dactylion View PostYou must mean that bit part actor Robert Powell.
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One of the sets of neighbours nearby is into that kind of thing. They were on 'The Real Wife Swap' or 'Real Life Wife Swap' parading about in an S&M dungeon. It must have been over 10 years ago now but their antics are still a talking point at any social event (to which they're either not invited or don't go). They can usually be relied to add to the legend at some point during the year. The annoying thing about it all is that nobody actually has the footage, so it's in danger of just becoming an urban myth.
The story goes that the sneery narrator observed of their liaison with another (much more well-to-do couple) 'Andrew has a Maserati and a Porche. David has a Masda. And a paunch.'Comment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostOne of the sets of neighbours nearby is into that kind of thing. They were on 'The Real Wife Swap' or 'Real Life Wife Swap' parading about in an S&M dungeon. It must have been over 10 years ago now but their antics are still a talking point at any social event (to which they're either not invited or don't go). They can usually be relied to add to the legend at some point during the year. The annoying thing about it all is that nobody actually has the footage, so it's in danger of just becoming an urban myth.
The story goes that the sneery narrator observed of their liaison with another (much more well-to-do couple) 'Andrew has a Maserati and a Porche. David has a Masda. And a paunch.'
You still got the Mazda by the way?'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostYou still got the Mazda by the way?Comment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostErm...no, that's a sore point. I got rear ended by a trucker in a layby. It had to go.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why is it S&M?
I assume it refers to sado masochism, which would be SM. Why the superfluous ampersand?Comment
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Originally posted by Gittins Gal View PostWhy is it S&M?
I assume it refers to sado masochism, which would be SM. Why the superfluous ampersand?
Originally posted by wikipediaThe abbreviation S&M is oftem used for sadomasochism, although practitioners themselves normally remove the ampersand and use the acronym SM or S/MComment
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