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Originally posted by original PM View PostI would treat her like my little toe......Comment
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Originally posted by CloudWalker View Post??? Clip and file her once a month ???
try to straighten the little tyke out, and be pleased when you fail miserably(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by CloudWalker View Post
Her only purpose in life seems to be to get her ass in the spotlight and she keeps reinventing herself to achieve that end.
She first came to light as a resident of "The Doll's House" a kind of internet precursor to Big Brother. Then she was in some god awful manufactured pop band, next she's a classical musician and then we hear she's a keen astronomer and was, by all accounts, in line to fill Patrick Moore's shoes as Sky at Night host. I've also seen her wheeled out on programmes like Question Time as some kind of political commentator.
So I don't buy any of it.
That said, I wouldn't mind having her beam end up for a quick session before I tell her to get the feck off our TV screens .Comment
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Originally posted by zoco View PostCan't stand her.
Her only purpose in life seems to be to get her ass in the spotlight ...
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by original PM View PostI would treat her like my little toe......Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostNo
try to straighten the little tyke out, and be pleased when you fail miserablyOriginally posted by CloudWalker View Post??? Clip and file her once a month ???
Bang her on the table regularly
Ba dum tsh...
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI see no donkey.
Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by CloudWalker View PostComment
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She looks haggard."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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