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    You are in a Server room..

    Your vision clears, you feel dizzy. what happened ? where are you

    Suddenly, you hear the noises of air con all around you. You look around and find yourself in unfamiliar surroundings, but for some reason you cannot remember where you were before. You realize that you are standing in the middle of a server room. You can see nothing but racks of machines in all directions. You shiver. It's cold in here.

    It is a bright sunny day, but the sunlight but the sunlight doesn't warm this place. Little rays of sunlight filter down through the tinted windows and blinds, giving the place a surrealistic mood.

    Feeling a little scared now, but knowing that you can accomplish nothing by staying in one place, you decide to explore this strange place. You start walking uop and down the racks, and after a few minutes you come to a desk where you can see a security door, some items on the desk, a phone, a SAS manual and an empty coffee cup. There seem to be several ways you could go from here


    search the desk

    exit the security door

    explore the server room a bit more

    pick up the phone and dial reception


    what do you do ??




    .....feel free to add the next steps. pleeese
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    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    > Use coffee cup with phone

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Your vision clears, you feel dizzy. what happened ? where are you

      Suddenly, you hear the noises of air con all around you. You look around and find yourself in unfamiliar surroundings, but for some reason you cannot remember where you were before. You realize that you are standing in the middle of a server room. You can see nothing but racks of machines in all directions. You shiver. It's cold in here.

      It is a bright sunny day, but the sunlight but the sunlight doesn't warm this place. Little rays of sunlight filter down through the tinted windows and blinds, giving the place a surrealistic mood.

      Feeling a little scared now, but knowing that you can accomplish nothing by staying in one place, you decide to explore this strange place. You start walking uop and down the racks, and after a few minutes you come to a desk where you can see a security door, some items on the desk, a phone, a SAS manual and an empty coffee cup. There seem to be several ways you could go from here


      search the desk

      exit the security door

      explore the server room a bit more

      pick up the phone and dial reception


      what do you do ??




      .....feel free to add the next steps. pleeese
      Chuck a bucket of ice over your head?

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        #4
        Cut down on 3 day benders.
        Don't believe it, until you see it!

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          #5
          GET LAMP

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            #6
            USE SOAP
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #7
              Unplug the lot - you'll soon find out who's who

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                #8
                Pleugh.
                Nothing happens........

                Oh look a little bird...........



                Godmode ON

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  what do you do ??
                  Shoot first, ask questions later....

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                    #10
                    Log in and google your location.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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