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[vetran]

This Morning hosts question Edward Smith who 'lost virginity to a car' | Daily Mail Online

Is this the most awkward interview ever? This Morning hosts struggle to question man who makes love to CARS and claims he lost his virginity to a Volkswagen Beetle
Edward Smith, 63, is a mecaphile - he is sexually interested in machines
Has had sex with 700 cars as well as helicopters and planes
Used to have sex with cars in car parks and car showrooms
Lost his virginity to his neighbour's Volkswagen Beetle at age 14
Now has fallen in love with another Beetle he calls Vanilla
Calls Vanilla his girlfriend and says they 'get intimate' on his private property
Says he has a 'deep love' and would be 'devastated' if he ever crashed

corr look on the cams on that!

[mudskipper]

corr look on the cams on that!

I'm wondering about the mechanics of that - does he shove his willy up the exhaust?

[BrilloPad]

claims he lost his virginity to a Volkswagen Beetle

Disgusting! I lost mine to a mark 1 escort. Those who shag beetles are perverts. Hangings too good for em.

[d000hg]

I'm wondering about the mechanics of that - does he shove his willy up the exhaust?

It's all about penetration with you. Sex is so much more than that

[mudskipper]

It's all about penetration with you. Sex is so much more than that

I think to lose one's virginity, penetration is a requirement. Doesn't mean he couldn't have fondled her bumpers as well.

[vetran]

oldie but everyone here is old enough to understand.

Did you hear about the IRA man who wanted to blow up a princess?

He burnt his lips on the exhaust!

[darmstadt]

oldie but everyone here is old enough to understand.

Did you hear about the IRA man who wanted to blow up a princess?

He burnt his lips on the exhaust!

Damn, beat me to it so here's another, unrelated oldie...

Did you hear what happened to the Avon Lady?

Max Factor

[mudskipper]

Damn, beat me to it so here's another, unrelated oldie...

Did you hear what happened to the Avon Lady?

Max Factor

Ah, we had that as "Why did Nivea Cream?"...

[I just need to test it]

If you penetrate the car exhaust shortly after driving it you've every chance of ending up with a hot rod.

Has anyone seen my coat?

[alluvial]

I think to lose one's virginity, penetration is a requirement. Doesn't mean he couldn't have fondled her bumpers as well.

But is he a giver or a receiver?