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Lucifer Box
16th June 2005, 08:53
Are they selling tickets so that people can watch some hardcore girl-on-girl coding?

WageSlave1
16th June 2005, 08:56
Maybe if it was some two-way eXtreme programming...

SupremeSpod
16th June 2005, 09:01
I'd trust that evil bitch as far as I could kick her still warm corpse!

trajectory
16th June 2005, 09:13
The only "girls" in IT sound a bit like this.

Women in IT (http://www.jungle.mcmail.com/league/new/trades.wav)

ZATHRAS999
16th June 2005, 11:00
I think all us men should apply and then take 'em to the cleaners for breaking the sex equality rules.

Of course when they wheel out the usual excuse of skills shortage blah! blah! blah! we can point them in the direction of E-Skills who reported there was not a skills shortage.

Of course the whole thing is not going to help. Not least because the only area there was a skills shortage was in those using IT rather than thaose developing IT.

Lucifer Box
16th June 2005, 13:41
I do remember several years ago sitting on a Northern Line train opposite three extremely attractive young ladies all sitting next to each other. All three of them were reading a magazine. The one on the left was reading Vogue, the one on the right was reading Cosmo, and the one in the middle was reading... PowerBuilder Developers' Journal. Seriously.

Obviously, as a socially inadequate IT worker myself, I visibly touched myself and then dribbled all the way to the terminus.

trajectory
16th June 2005, 13:55
I was on an almost empty Circle Line tube once when two absolutely stunning girls just started snogging opposite. And I'm not talking a continental peck on the cheek. Tongues, the lot.

Suffice to stay I missed my stop at Blackfriars, and Cannon Street, and Mansion House and Liverpool Street,......

SupremeSpod
16th June 2005, 14:01
Traj, didn't you ask if you could join in?

Threaded would/did...

WageSlave1
16th June 2005, 14:03
I was on an almost empty Circle Line tube once when two absolutely stunning girls just started snogging opposite. And I'm not talking a continental peck on the cheek. Tongues, the lot.

You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, b@stard!

On the train home one afternoon a few years back, I saw a topless woman sunning herself, standing up, in full view, on the balcony of her flat in Brixton, London. Impressive pair of Charlies....

trajectory
16th June 2005, 14:21
spod,

Of course I asked them, they agreed, and we all went back for a threesome at my flat. I've still got the video somewhere in my collection, if you're interested. :smokin

traj in "DCJ" mode.

NumptyCorner
16th June 2005, 14:23
I once saw a man having a five knuckle shuffle in a pub - maybe it was Fleetwood

WageSlave1
16th June 2005, 14:37
Back in 2002/03 I was working late over the weekend for a client based in an office tower block in London. Opposite was a block of ‘luxury’ apartments. It’s amazing the things you can see when it’s dark outside and there are no curtains hanging at illuminated windows.
On the very top floor was a woman, wandering around, completely in the nip, after a shower. Sometimes life can be rewarding for the patient, persistent perv :p
On the floor below, was a guy wandering around starkers, who kept going up to his full-length windows and doing a little dance :eek

SupremeSpod
16th June 2005, 14:37
Traj, don't forget the notch(es?) on the bedpost.....

trajectory
16th June 2005, 14:41
| | | | | | .

There 6 new notches.

Don't ask!