What's your delusion?

**mudskipper** · 12 April 2015, 11:19

I suppose it depends what you mean by control and actions - e.g. if Mr ms kicks me in bed because he's dreaming about Wayne Rooney, he's not in control of his actions.

**NotAllThere** · 12 April 2015, 13:11

What if he kicks you because you're dreaming about Wayne Rooney?

**mudskipper** · 12 April 2015, 13:41

Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

What if he kicks you because you're dreaming about Wayne Rooney?

Then please shoot me.

**SimonMac** · 12 April 2015, 13:51

TL;DR

Can someone answer for me please?

**DimPrawn** · 12 April 2015, 18:33

My delusion is I'm good looking, funny, and very very wealthy.

**BrilloPad** · 12 April 2015, 18:52

Mine is my belief that posting on CUK is cool.

**mudskipper** · 12 April 2015, 19:26

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

My delusion is I'm good looking, funny, and very very wealthy.

Don't forget your big fat cock.

**NotAllThere** · 13 April 2015, 05:17

Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Which of these seven beliefs do you hold.

According to new scientist, of the population of the UK
1) 46.4%
2) 44.3%
3) 40.5%
4) 38.7%
5) 38.5%
6) 33.8%
7) 33.6%

The CUK scores so far are
1) 50%
2) 25%
3) 13%
4) 0%
5) 25%
6) 25%
7) 38%

**MarillionFan** · 13 April 2015, 06:42

I'm perfect in every way.

1) Your body or part of your body, is misshapen or ugly	6.19%	7 votes
1) Do not believe	7.08%	8 votes
2) You are not in control of some of your actions	3.54%	4 votes
2) Do not believe	9.73%	11 votes
3) You are an exceptionally gifted person that others do not recognise	1.77%	2 votes
3) Do not believe	11.50%	13 votes
4) Certain places are duplicated, i.e. are in two different locations at the same time	0.88%	1 vote
4) Do not believe	12.39%	14 votes
5) People say or do things that contain special messages for you	2.65%	3 votes
5) Do not believe	10.62%	12 votes
6) Certain people are out to harm or discredit you	2.65%	3 votes
6) Do not believe	10.62%	12 votes
7) Your thoughts are not fully under your control	5.31%	6 votes
7) Do not believe	7.96%	9 votes
Andy W's mum is my dark fantasy.	7.08%	8 votes

What's your delusion?