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Oh Dear a few will be worried

26 May 2015, 09:43

Men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT says Islamic preacher | Daily Mail Online

Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT... and will have to look after their offspring in the afterlife
A preacher has said those who masturbate will find their hands pregnant
Mucahid Cihad Han was responding to a viewer's question on live TV
He added the man will have to look after his hands' offspring in the afterlife

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26 May 2015, 09:57

I have no problems with religion.

I do have problems with illiterate, biased, bigoted liars spouting tulip in the name of religion though.
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26 May 2015, 10:09

I take it this is different 'scholar' than the one who was adamant that the Sun revolved around the Earth.
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26 May 2015, 10:15

Could be 'handy' though
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I wish it also gives multiple penises.
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26 May 2015, 11:23

Do we get paternity leave per tug?
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26 May 2015, 11:45

What happens if you bite your nails? Or lick your finger?

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26 May 2015, 13:29

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It's true, he read it in Palms 2, v3.14
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