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SimonMac
14th June 2015, 18:01
Distractify | Pornhub Is Sending Two Porn Stars To Space For Exactly The Reason You Think (http://distractify.com/Myka-Fox/time-to-practice-space-sex/?ts_pid=2)

FatLazyContractor
14th June 2015, 18:12
Their kids' book is better :laugh

Distractify | Is This The Most Graphic Kids' Book Ever Printed? (http://distractify.com/jake-currie/most-graphic-kids-book-ever/)

FatLazyContractor
14th June 2015, 18:13
Distractify | Pornhub Is Sending Two Porn Stars To Space For Exactly The Reason You Think (http://distractify.com/Myka-Fox/time-to-practice-space-sex/?ts_pid=2)

BTW, why are you browsing pornhub at 7 PM on a Sunday? :alien

tractor
14th June 2015, 21:22
OK I'll start,


in space no one can hear you scream

darmstadt
14th June 2015, 21:38
OK I'll start,

I'll continue: Urban Dictionary: Cum Breathing Space Dragon (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cum+Breathing+Space+Dragon)

greenlake
14th June 2015, 21:52
9 Reasons Why Having Sex In Space Would Be Gross (http://www.buzzfeed.com/natashaumer/sex-in-space#.eg5ynkz2wY)


1. Getting a boner in microgravity is hard.
2. It won’t be easy to get a lady boner either.
3. Vaginal wetness could be an issue.
4. You’ll have a lower libido.
5. There’s no porno for American astronauts.
6. Sex will be tedious and tiring.
7. You might conceive a deformed alien baby.
8. Your sweat will be gross.
9. Sex will be soooo awkward.

MarillionFan
15th June 2015, 06:38
They'll be wiping up that money shot for days afterwards.

EternalOptimist
15th June 2015, 08:52
'Hey daddy, when I grow up I want to be shot into space'

'If your mother had had her way son, you would have been'