Scouse on the books

[TestMangler]

Hi all,

Can anyone give me the skinny on what I need to do (and if it's still worth doing) to get someone from Liverpool on the books? We're not married but she's out of work (of course !) and thought it might be a good idea to get her on the books (and yes she'll be doing actual things for the company, like selling drugs...).

Most importantly, what happens if she robs my house while I'm out or sleeping ?

NLUK, I've tried a search but can't find anything anywhere on the internet about scousers being employed.

[northernladuk]

NLUK, I've tried a search but can't find anything anywhere on the internet about scousers being employed.

Even I can't help you with that one sorry.

[vetran]

she can marry Brillo or DP and in a few years you can half their fortune?

[SueEllen]

she can marry Brillo or DP and in a few years you can half their fortune?

50% of nothing is....

[MarillionFan]

Hi all,

Can anyone give me the skinny on what I need to do (and if it's still worth doing) to get someone from Liverpool on the books? We're not married but she's out of work (of course !) and thought it might be a good idea to get her on the books (and yes she'll be doing actual things for the company, like selling drugs...).

Most importantly, what happens if she robs my house while I'm out or sleeping ?

NLUK, I've tried a search but can't find anything anywhere on the internet about scousers being employed.

Oh! Scousers. I hate Scousers, with their 'they do do dat do don't they','Ferry 'cross the mersey', pale faced, skinny pock marked benefit scrounging faces coupled with their 'The police hate us' attitude as they steal the hubcaps off mobility scooters, coupled with this continual freaking bitching about some ticket-avoiding footie fans who got crushed to death because they forced their way into a football ground ands it's always someone elses fault.

Plus I hate the liver birds. It's all the Beatles fault.

[FatLazyContractor]

50% of nothing is....

Average Scouse IQ

[FatLazyContractor]

Most importantly, what happens if she robs my house while I'm out or sleeping ?

I thought you wanted to sleep with the scouse.

[EternalOptimist]

It's a well know fact that any scouser is worth two wooly-backs. Obviously the woollies don't like being out-argued, out-fought and out-drunk, so they invent scurrilous stories.

Plus , I know how to make scouse and youse don't. so fck the fck off youse fckers. heh heh

[woohoo]

Why don't you **** off and die.

[EternalOptimist]

Why don't you **** off and die.

Yeah.

eh hang on, did youse mean me ?