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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...
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**** Christmas It’s a waste of ******* time
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**** Santa He’s just out to get your dime
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**** Holly and **** Ivy And **** all that mistletoe
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White bearded big fat bastards Ringing bells where’ere you go
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And stupid pratts In Santa hats All going Ho Ho Ho!
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It’s Christmas ******* time again
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**** Christmas It’s a ******* Disney Show
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**** Carols And all that ******* snow
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**** reindeer And **** Rudolph And his stupid ******* nose
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******* sleigh bells tinkling Everywhere you ******* goes
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**** stockings and **** shopping It just drives us all insane.
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Go tell the elves To **** themselves
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It’s Christmas time again.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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