Relationship millstones

[DimPrawn]

Meeting the prospective mother in law
Shopping for shoes
Trips to IKEA
Putting up with her poisonous "friends"

[MrMarkyMark]

Sex once a month.
No whoring.
Prefers it when you are in the shed.
Selling the Aston and trading it in for two runarounds.

[WTFH]

Sex once a month.

Show off!

Prefers it when you are in the shed.

So do I.

[BrilloPad]

Sex once a month.
No whoring.

They want it both ways.....

[MrMarkyMark]

They want it both ways.....

Exactly, what else are you supposed to do when you are coked out of your mind and have a pocket full of Viagra.....





Maybe, that's just me............

[BrilloPad]

Meeting the prospective mother in law

What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted....

[BrilloPad]

Exactly, what else are you supposed to do when you are coked out of your mind and have a pocket full of Viagra.....





Maybe, that's just me............

I thought once an ex-wife wanted me to only have sex once a month with her and a whore - I could have as much as I wanted with either.

Trust her to take it straight to her divorce lawyer....

[MrMarkyMark]

I thought once an ex-wife wanted me to only have sex once a month with her and a whore - I could have as much as I wanted with either.

Trust her to take it straight to her divorce lawyer....

Living proof that even "thoughts" can get a man into trouble.

[NigelJK]

Man arrives home to find Wife packing case.
'What's up?' asks the Man.
'I found out that I can get £200 per night giving out what I give you for free, so I'm off to London to make a mint'.
Man starts packing also.
Wife asks ''What are you doing?'.
Man replies 'I coming to see how you live on £400 per year'.

[LondonManc]

They want it both ways.....

Unfortunately she doesn't. If I try it the other way, she'll cut my Jacobs off.