Best time of the year to look for a pig

**NibblyPig** · 8 March 2016, 14:42

Oh Shrimpy, you just had to ask...

**FatLazyContractor** · 8 March 2016, 14:43

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Us west country bumpkins like that sort of thing. Shall I wait for the warmer weather?

Oh, and what lipstick shall I put on it?

How big are your wellies?

**AtW** · 8 March 2016, 14:44

**WTFH** · 8 March 2016, 14:44

Do you want a good looking one?

Do you mind if it's a bit of a porker?

**xoggoth** · 8 March 2016, 14:50

I thought it was just me who fancied pigs. Only lady ones obviously, I'm not a pervert.

**Gumbo Robot** · 8 March 2016, 14:51

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Us west country bumpkins like that sort of thing. Shall I wait for the warmer weather?

Oh, and what lipstick shall I put on it?

Swindon? How dare you!

**OnceStonedRose** · 8 March 2016, 14:54

Yeah June sounds about right.

**FrontEnder** · 8 March 2016, 14:58

Have you asked your accountant?

**Wilmslow** · 8 March 2016, 15:01

Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

How big are your wellies?

I can understand wellies for sheep, it is the kickback you see, and adds to the traction for a much more pleasurable experience.

How would willies help with a pig as they don’t kick back in the same manner?

Best time of the year to look for a pig