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    This could get expensive

    This zoo lets you name a cockroach after your ex for $10

    #2
    I've just spend £10K....

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      #3
      Is there a scheme where instead of paying the $10, you can simply pass the money to a trust in the Dutch Antilles, which then loans the money to the zoo in a depreciating foreign currency with a proviso that the loan can never be recalled?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        Is there a scheme where instead of paying the $10, you can simply pass the money to a trust in the Dutch Antilles, which then loans the money to the zoo in a depreciating foreign currency with a proviso that the loan can never be recalled?
        yes but its likely sooner or later HMRC will judge the cockroach a vehicle for tax avoidance.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          yes but its likely sooner or later HMRC will judge the cockroach a vehicle for tax avoidance.
          Poor Hector

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            I've just spend £10K....
            That's only 10% of how much your property portfolio went up this month.

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              #7
              If we each chip in 5c we could name one Admin.

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                That's only 10% of how much your property portfolio went up this month.
                Indeed. It's scary. I'm hurtling towards being a millionaire and there's nothing I can do to stop it.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  If we each chip in 5c we could name one Admin.
                  despite rumors I have never been with Admin!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    despite rumors I have never been with Admin!
                    I have. But I was thinking of scotspine.

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