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Maybe we should abolish the word "surely"

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    Maybe we should abolish the word "surely"

    It's just that every time I use it, some wit ridden twat says "Don't call me Shirley", as if they just made up the joke!
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      #3
      well if some lady part set it up properly it would be funny


      Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
      Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
      Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

      A twat? what is it?
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by vetran View Post

        A twat? what is it?
        Soft on the outside and wet with crap inside. Like sasguru

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          #5
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          Soft on the outside and wet with crap inside. Like sasguru
          wrong you have to follow the explanation with

          , but that's not important right now.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            wrong you have to follow the explanation with
            That's what you vetrans are for

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              #7
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              That's what you vetrans are for
              what sorting out your messes sonny?
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                what sorting out your messes sonny?
                Yes, clean up afterwards

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                  #9
                  Don't call me, "May B."

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                    #10
                    Jamaica. Nah she went of her own accord.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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