It's just that every time I use it, some wit ridden twat says "Don't call me Shirley", as if they just made up the joke!
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Maybe we should abolish the word "surely"
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well if some lady part set it up properly it would be funny
Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
A twat? what is it?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
A twat? what is it?Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostSoft on the outside and wet with crap inside. Like sasguru
, but that's not important right now.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postwrong you have to follow the explanation withComment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostThat's what you vetrans are forAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postwhat sorting out your messes sonny?Comment
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Jamaica. Nah she went of her own accord.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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