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    Surely he could have got the optional extra: Driver fined for masturbating while he drove his BMW down the M40 | Metro News although I believe they're standard in an Audi...
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    A lot of cars do 90+ mph around there off peak...

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      #3
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      Surely he could have got the optional extra: Driver fined for masturbating while he drove his BMW down the M40 | Metro News although I believe they're standard in an Audi...
      I hope the officer pulled him on the hard shoulder

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        A few years ago I had to have my car collected and stuck on a flat bed. The guy that collected me said he had a clear up job the previous week that involved someone with his trousers round his ankles and a box of chicken noodles when his car hit a concrete bridge support.

        I Don't think there is enough money in the world to incentivise me to shovel that mess up...

        Let alone tell someone their loved one died like that...

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          #5
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Surely he could have got the optional extra
          This guy went for the supersized package....

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            #6
            Gives a whole new meaning to "caught by the fuzz"...
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              Gives a whole new meaning to "caught by the fuzz"...
              and shooting down the motorway.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Originally posted by bobspud View Post
                A few years ago I had to have my car collected and stuck on a flat bed. The guy that collected me said he had a clear up job the previous week that involved someone with his trousers round his ankles and a box of chicken noodles when his car hit a concrete bridge support.

                I Don't think there is enough money in the world to incentivise me to shovel that mess up...

                Let alone tell someone their loved one died like that...
                I don't think they mention it to the loved one. Just to everyone else...
                merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                  #9
                  Is this news? All BMW drivers are

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Is this news? All BMW drivers are
                    Out if interest, what do you drive?

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