Bild offers a few bribes
Germany's Bild newspaper has made these solemn pledges if we stay in the EU | Metro News
If you stay in the EU…
…Even we will acknowledge the Wembley goal!
…We will stop making jokes about Prince Charles’s ears!
…We will no longer use sunscreen at the beach – in solidarity with your sunburns!
…We will do without our goalkeeper for the next round of penalties, for more excitement!
…We will introduce tea breaks by the bucket!
…We will voluntarily provide the bad guy for any James Bond movie!
…We will immediately turns our clocks back one hour!
…We will introduce an EU directive banning foam on beer!
…We will reserve the hotel sunloungers for you with our towels in the morning!
…Jogi Löw (manager of the German national football team) will guard your crown jewels!
…We will all attend the Queen’s 100th birthday!
Inside, the paper said they had bet £10,000 on Britain staying in the EU and would invest the winnings on promoting friendship between the two countries by shouting out drinks in a pub in London.
…Even we will acknowledge the Wembley goal!
…We will stop making jokes about Prince Charles’s ears!
…We will no longer use sunscreen at the beach – in solidarity with your sunburns!
…We will do without our goalkeeper for the next round of penalties, for more excitement!
…We will introduce tea breaks by the bucket!
…We will voluntarily provide the bad guy for any James Bond movie!
…We will immediately turns our clocks back one hour!
…We will introduce an EU directive banning foam on beer!
…We will reserve the hotel sunloungers for you with our towels in the morning!
…Jogi Löw (manager of the German national football team) will guard your crown jewels!
…We will all attend the Queen’s 100th birthday!
Inside, the paper said they had bet £10,000 on Britain staying in the EU and would invest the winnings on promoting friendship between the two countries by shouting out drinks in a pub in London.
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