Some elderly lady filling in the crossword that was actually some ridiculous piece of "art".
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Can't wait until I'm that old so I can do bad things to modern "art"."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR -
Originally posted by SueEllen View PostCan't wait until I'm that old so I can do bad things to modern "art".“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Not sure which comedian it was but recently heard one saying that anything that gets put into an art gallery is classed as art. You could have a dump on the floor and people would stand around wondering what it meant. So true.Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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They did an article on the local news the other night concerning the worlds most 'successful' streaker (who apparently now lives off the sponsorship he gets for doing the same). He was once sponsored to streak at the Tate Modern, and no one paid any attention, they all thought it was 'performance art'Comment
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I remember a few years ago one of the "modern art" places had an installation consisting of a large pile of sacks filled with rubbish, supposedly a "comment on mankinds waste culture" or some such guff.
Trouble is, no-one told the cleaners, and within a day the whole lot ended up in a skip.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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