You make people pay £120 a year for a bunch of soap operas nobody wants to watch
Somebody manages to convince kids to eat real food, parents respond by passing lard over the school fence
Paper license is more important than the plastic one with the photo
Your politicians think a period of consultation can solve any problem
You release the most dangerous criminal immigrants rather than deport them
You think your little island is a completely separate place from "Europe"
It's more important to waste billions of £ than admit that the NHS is outdated
It's more important to cling to the idea that A-levels mean something than give universities something useful to rank entrants with
You have to plant 1000 trees to compensate for christmas lights on oxford street, but most people live in uninsulated houses
You're going to get walloped at the cricket
OK over to you Mailman...
Somebody manages to convince kids to eat real food, parents respond by passing lard over the school fence
Paper license is more important than the plastic one with the photo
Your politicians think a period of consultation can solve any problem
You release the most dangerous criminal immigrants rather than deport them
You think your little island is a completely separate place from "Europe"
It's more important to waste billions of £ than admit that the NHS is outdated
It's more important to cling to the idea that A-levels mean something than give universities something useful to rank entrants with
You have to plant 1000 trees to compensate for christmas lights on oxford street, but most people live in uninsulated houses
You're going to get walloped at the cricket
OK over to you Mailman...
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