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BlasterBates
25th July 2017, 08:52
Brexit: Theresa May warned that slashing food standards to win US trade deal could spell disaster for farmers | The Independent (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-theresa-may-food-standards-warning-uk-eu-latest-liam-fox-chlorine-chicken-trump-a7858041.html)

Let us now speculate about how British cuisine will develop post Brexit. Here are some suggestions:

Chicken in Chlorine
Beef Stroganoff, with noodles and stewed steroids
Mackerel smoked in Mustard Gas
Bacon and Phosgene Flavoured Crisps
Methylated Spirit Trifle

northernladyuk
25th July 2017, 08:54
Unicorn roadkill.

sal
25th July 2017, 08:58
I believe the quote from Liam Fox in this morning Metro was in the line of:


This is just a minor point, that will come up at the very end of the trade negotiations

Meaning that it will be accepted not to waste all the time and energy that went into the rest of the talks...

Not that it's some kind of a surprise for anyone, we all knew it's coming.

PurpleGorilla
25th July 2017, 09:51
Just shop at Morrisons FFS!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/morrisons-british-fresh-meat-only-sell-supermarket-uk-farmers-a7839441.html

northernladyuk
25th July 2017, 09:58
Crushed saboteur.

Paddy
25th July 2017, 10:07
Brexit: Theresa May warned that slashing food standards to win US trade deal could spell disaster for farmers | The Independent (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-theresa-may-food-standards-warning-uk-eu-latest-liam-fox-chlorine-chicken-trump-a7858041.html)

Let us now speculate about how British cuisine will develop post Brexit. Here are some suggestions:

Chicken in Chlorine
Beef Stroganoff, with noodles and stewed steroids
Mackerel smoked in Mustard Gas
Bacon and Phosgene Flavoured Crisps
Methylated Spirit Trifle

Sounds better in French

Poulet au chlore
Stroganoff de boeuf, avec des nouilles et des stéroïdes
Le maquereau a fumé dans le moutarde gaz
Crisps aromatisés au bacon et au phosgène
Mélange d'esprit méthylé

NotAllThere
25th July 2017, 12:31
You missed out "Antibiotic stew", or "Ragoût contre les bactéries"

Mordac
25th July 2017, 13:45
Brexit: Theresa May warned that slashing food standards to win US trade deal could spell disaster for farmers | The Independent (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-theresa-may-food-standards-warning-uk-eu-latest-liam-fox-chlorine-chicken-trump-a7858041.html)

Let us now speculate about how British cuisine will develop post Brexit. Here are some suggestions:

Chicken in Chlorine
Beef Stroganoff, with noodles and stewed steroids
Mackerel smoked in Mustard Gas
Bacon and Phosgene Flavoured Crisps
Methylated Spirit Trifle

Or just buy British Organic. FFS will you give it a fookin rest, the EU gave us horse flavoured beef (or was it beef flavoured horse?). Or don't you trust the missus not to buy American?

vetran
25th July 2017, 14:02
why don't you boys carry on choking on the cucumbers?

Germany warned over food scares | The Independent (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germany-warned-over-food-scares-2293995.html)

Comes to something when even the Russians ban your food.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_horse_meat_scandal

Or horse sausages

BlasterBates
25th July 2017, 14:25
Chicken Salad with E. Coli dressing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_United_States_E._coli_outbreak

:sick

greenlake
25th July 2017, 14:32
Let us now speculate about how British cuisine will develop post Brexit.

http://i.imgur.com/VG7ZGQn.jpg