View Full Version : 10 reasons to marry Cherie

27th November 2006, 17:27
10. She earns a lot of dosh.

27th November 2006, 17:29
9. She's mates with that Chaplin woman.

27th November 2006, 17:30
8. You'll have your own private post box

27th November 2006, 17:32
7. She seems like a very nice lady.

27th November 2006, 17:50
6. She'll stick up for your Human Rights and get you a good deal on a flat in Bristol. Allegedly.

27th November 2006, 17:51
5. She looks good with a bag on her head, and she swallows.

Or is that two?

27th November 2006, 18:06
Because she isn't superwoman sob sniff fake tears etc

Oh no that is a reason not to marry her

27th November 2006, 18:16
Because you'll feel really good when the divorce comes through?

27th November 2006, 18:19
Only because you don't have to look at somebody who resembles their image in the back of a spoon. From a financial point of view you'd be well fecked though! She is the prime ministers wife and has a very well paid job in her own right but still feels the need to buy cr@@p on ebay. That strikes me that old pillerbox features is as tight as a ducks @rse - and after 4 kids, not in a good way either!

Surely banging mrs Blair is the ultimate in contraception because the beer needed to get those beer goggles to work would put the little chap into a coma which extra strength viagra could not touch.

27th November 2006, 19:01
4. Because she is bloody good looking with a great bod.


Dave Blunkett

Joe Black
27th November 2006, 19:27
So my dog tells me.

D. Blunkett