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vetran
30th July 2018, 09:39
Fat tourists are crippling donkeys that carry them around Santorini | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6005465/Fat-tourists-CRIPPLING-donkeys-carry-Greek-island-Santorini.html)

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Fat tourists are CRIPPLING the donkeys that carry them around the Greek island of Santorini forcing locals to cross-breed them with mules to make them sturdier
Santorini has a hilly terrain so donkeys have traditionally been used for transport
In the summer, up to five cruise ships a day bring 1,200 tourists onto the island
The number of overweight tourists on the island has trebled in the last 10 years

SimonMac
30th July 2018, 09:40
Is MF the Fat Tourist or the Ass?

MarillionFan
30th July 2018, 16:18
Fat tourists are crippling donkeys that carry them around Santorini | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6005465/Fat-tourists-CRIPPLING-donkeys-carry-Greek-island-Santorini.html)

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/07/30/02/4EAA99F300000578-0-image-a-48_1532912413646.jpg

Spooky. My brother only mentioned Santorini and Donkeys last night on a call.

Off to Portugal tomorrow, I bet I can find her.

vetran
30th July 2018, 16:41
Spooky. My brother only mentioned Santorini and Donkeys last night on a call.

Off to Portugal tomorrow, I bet I can find her.

Be gentle with her :wink

Have fun on holidays!

Mordac
30th July 2018, 23:39
In the summer, up to five cruise ships a day bring 1,200 tourists onto the island
The number of overweight tourists on the island has trebled in the last 10 years

Someone at the Daily Wail is tulip at maths. Five cruise ships is a hell of a lot more that 1200 tourists. If the fat ones were made to walk around, there's be a few less fat ones. Perhaps I'd better shut up now, or I might have to be the next Minister of Health...:eek

:smokin

MarillionFan
31st July 2018, 07:57
Someone at the Daily Wail is tulip at maths. Five cruise ships is a hell of a lot more that 1200 tourists. If the fat ones were made to walk around, there's be a few less fat ones. Perhaps I'd better shut up now, or I might have to be the next Minister of Health...:eek

:smokin

Not all of us have tapeworms called Gary Mordy that keep you so skinny.

vetran
31st July 2018, 10:06
Someone at the Daily Wail is tulip at maths. Five cruise ships is a hell of a lot more that 1200 tourists. If the fat ones were made to walk around, there's be a few less fat ones. Perhaps I'd better shut up now, or I might have to be the next Minister of Health...:eek

:smokin

they can't roll the really fat ones down the gangplank?

Mordac
31st July 2018, 20:52
Not all of us have tapeworms called Gary Mordy that keep you so skinny.

If I'm honest, Gary must have died about 5 years ago, a fact which will become immediately evident the next time we meet...:frown

Old Greg
31st July 2018, 20:56
Someone at the Daily Wail is tulip at maths. Five cruise ships is a hell of a lot more that 1200 tourists. If the fat ones were made to walk around, there's be a few less fat ones. Perhaps I'd better shut up now, or I might have to be the next Minister of Health...:eek

:smokin

Depends how big the tourists are.

greenlake
31st July 2018, 21:29
Depends how big the tourists are.

http://i.imgur.com/17dQ2MX.jpg

vetran
31st July 2018, 21:58
If I'm honest, Gary must have died about 5 years ago, a fact which will become immediately evident the next time we meet...:frown

won't that be like a planet joining event? 2 objects of such mass gravity will cause them to collide :ohwell

MarillionFan
1st August 2018, 09:28
won't that be like a planet joining event? 2 objects of such mass gravity will cause them to collide :ohwell

Mordac has always been a bit like Jack Sprat, for him to say he's put on weight, means he may have been eating off his missus's plate a bit to much.

https://blog.supplementcentre.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jack-sprat.jpeg