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21I am completely bald, cant beat that stubbly feeling.14.29%3I have a jungle growing in pants, its so thick you cant see my dick for the trees and frogs.57.14%12I keep it tidy, short back and sides please sir!28.57%6 -
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Hairy Mary! Don't go SandyDown on herThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by SandyDownI was going to choose option 2, but the dick bit does not apply here
SandyDown are you a girl then?Comment
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Originally posted by el duderSandyDown are you a girl then?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by wendigo100What's the Giant Alien Lizard equivalent of shaving one's genetalia regions?Coffee's for closersComment
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I shaved it all once (in preparation for the snip).
I wouldn't again (unless my tubes grow back )Comment
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Where is the option:
"I have a jungle growing in pants, yet the tree stands way taller than the grass."I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Originally posted by FranckoWhere is the option:
"I have a jungle growing in pants, yet the tree stands way taller than the grass."
basically it seems that most CUK'ers are fat, hairy mothers...Comment
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