I am ugly

[DimPrawn]

Just for the record and to prevent any embarrassing moments.

HTH

[Churchill]

Just for the record and to prevent any embarrassing moments.

HTH

I've got a face only a mother would love...
(And most of your mothers have!)

[DimPrawn]

I'm so good looking that when I was born the midwife came.

[Mr Crosby]

Your Bernard Manning and I claim my £5.

[Churchill]

I'm so ugly that when I was born the midwife slapped my mother.

Actually, yeah, you win the ugliness contest. Congrats!

[chubba]

(stands up) No, I am ugly!

[The Farmer]

I'm so ugly that when I was born the midwife slapped my mother.

Dim Prawn is so ugly that when he goes to the pictures to see the Elephant Man he ends up signing autographs for an hour after the show!



I'm O.K/normal.....that's what the voices tell me.

[andy]

I am so ugly that I go out only on halloween

[SallyAnne]

Churchill is so ugly he could scare the files off a tulip wagon

[The Farmer]

Churchill is so ugly he could scare the files off a tulip wagon

Churchill has a face that resembles the inside of a tulip smugglers sack