Since the itcontractor board shut, where did they all go??? I used to enjoy a banter with the hair gelled, big buckled p1mps...
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Originally posted by Mailman_1Since the itcontractor board shut, where did they all go??? I used to enjoy a banter with the hair gelled, big buckled p1mps...
Farkin ell mate dint no u wuz intested in talkin to us geezers mate innit bruv. -
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Originally posted by DennyI take it you're a mark up hiking, lead phishing, wide tied, gel haired ex used car saleperson narrowly dodging an ASBO sporting future as a Burger King large fries and extra sauce supervising recruitment barrow boy.
Listen geez i dun estate agency int i? Dint u used to werk at Fizer, i know a geezer there called Fred Smith was he your manager, no? Well who waz then? Come on mate help me to help you.Comment
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Originally posted by DennyOK here is the noose then. Just place it round your neck stand on a chair and when you're ready I'll pop in and kick the chair over.
Cheers guvComment
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Originally posted by Mailman_1Since the itcontractor board shut, where did they all go??? I used to enjoy a banter with the hair gelled, big buckled p1mps...Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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haha I remember Dodgy Agent from when I first arrived in London.... sent him my CV.. he noticed I liked golf and cricket and took me for a cricket club 'golf day' at Richmond.. he paid for the round of golf and the meal afterwards. Top bloke.
4 years later he is still the best agent I have ever met in London (and he didnt even get me a contract)... apart from the fact he avidly supports the Poms in rugby.Comment
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Originally posted by DennyFat lot of good he was then.
I'll get me coat...Comment
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Originally posted by DennyI wish you'd stop putting on that posh accent. It's so pretentious coming from a recruiter.
I wuz brought up proppa, wut can i say?Comment
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Originally posted by tayhaha I remember Dodgy Agent from when I first arrived in London.... sent him my CV.. he noticed I liked golf and cricket and took me for a cricket club 'golf day' at Richmond.. he paid for the round of golf and the meal afterwards. Top bloke.
4 years later he is still the best agent I have ever met in London (and he didnt even get me a contract)... apart from the fact he avidly supports the Poms in rugby.Comment
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