aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah tulipttttttt,. finger... stalple nnnnnnnnblood fffffffffffffffffck goddamn that hurts.
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If you saw the apprentice last night you'll have noticed that Ali Campbell and Piers Morgan could not use one.Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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Originally posted by MrsGoofIf you saw the apprentice last night you'll have noticed that Ali Campbell and Piers Morgan could not use one.
It was good, easy watching.
I could'nt help wondering how much the teams were going to give though.
It's not as if any of them are short of a bob or two and they were running around asking others for 50k +Comment
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hah yes - t'was a funny show.
was one of those big feking staples sticking out of the side of a box of company paperwork. went to pick it up, stuck right in.. i yanked it out immediately but it was in at an angle and came out the other way. live on air as it happens!
nice tear & big throb!Comment
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Is there anyone who has NOT stapled their finger just to see what it feels like?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by xoggothIs there anyone who has NOT stapled their finger just to see what it feels like?
I recall someone here wanting to staple their stomach or brains and were asking for advice or something like that !! stapling threads are very popular hereComment
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I pity the fool.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by xoggothIs there anyone who has NOT stapled their finger just to see what it feels like?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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