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SallyAnne
5th April 2007, 12:01
Hi SAS,

This thread is just for us...the "best ones".

So how are you today? How have you spent your morning?

sasguru
5th April 2007, 12:07
Ah relaxing as usual. Demob happy - going on holiday with the missus here:

http://www.bigchillindia.in/

Maxamus
5th April 2007, 12:08
what is this? some sort of internet chat room?
Your both bard!

SallyAnne
5th April 2007, 12:09
When, today? Ah lovely - have a great time!

And remember - Say No To Drugs!

sasguru
5th April 2007, 12:09
Your both bard!

Why thank you. To be compared with the bard is a compliment indeed.

sasguru
5th April 2007, 12:10
When, today? Ah lovely - have a great time!

And remember - Say No To Drugs!

Leaving next Tuesday. And it's not that sort of festival.

freakydancer
5th April 2007, 12:11
When, today? Ah lovely - have a great time!

And remember - Say No To Drugs!

I gave an E to a monkey when I was backpacking in India.

Maxamus
5th April 2007, 12:11
Is this your two love birds private space i've intervened in?
I trully apologise.

sasguru
5th April 2007, 12:12
Is this your two love birds private space i've intervened in?
I trully apologise.

:spel :spel :spel :spel :spel :spel

FFS.

sasguru
5th April 2007, 12:13
I gave an E to a monkey when I was backpacking in India.

Interesting. What happened? Did it dance all night, grind it's teeth and try to shag you?

realityhack
5th April 2007, 12:14
I gave an E to a monkey when I was backpacking in India.
How did it react?

I was at a house party a while back and the family's dog came into the lounge and lapped up half a pint of guinness before we realised what had happened - so we kept feeding it guinness until it fell over. Funny as.

freakydancer
5th April 2007, 12:15
Interesting. What happened? Did it dance all night, grind it's teeth and try to shag you?

The f**ker dropped dead - the only reason I gave it to the poor little bugger was because the german fella me and mate procured them from took one then collapsed - kinda went off the idea there and then and had to get rid of it.

sasguru
5th April 2007, 12:16
The f**ker dropped dead - the only reason I gave it to the poor little bugger was because the german fella me and mate procured them from took one then collapsed - kinda went of the idea there and then and had to get rid of it.

:eek:

freakydancer
5th April 2007, 12:18
How did it react?

I was at a house party a while back and the family's dog came into the lounge and lapped up half a pint of guinness before we realised what had happened - so we kept feeding it guinness until it fell over. Funny as.

:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

I'm calling the RSPCA

shaunbhoy
5th April 2007, 12:18
Look on the bright side sg. At least we know that particular monkey wasn't your father. Narrows your search a little!
:banana:

Maxamus
5th April 2007, 12:19
sasguru

You paying homage to that E eating dead monkey with that avator?

realityhack
5th April 2007, 12:20
:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

I'm calling the RSPCA
Hey you can't prove anything... ;)

The best bit was the half hour before it passed out - it kept walking sideways into the sofa/people.

sasguru
5th April 2007, 12:21
Look on the bright side sg. At least we know that particular monkey wasn't your father.
:banana:

No but killing it probably lowered your remaining family's average IQ a tad.

shaunbhoy
5th April 2007, 12:46
No but killing it probably lowered your remaining family's average IQ a tad.

My family can well afford it though, whereas your family tree is a thin wispy flaky moth-eaten affair. Models your physique rather neatly one might say, not to mention your intellect.
In fact if I might use a gardening simile here, if your entire family may be likened to a compost heap (and I think they can!), then you would be the biggest weed growing out of it sg!
:spank:

Kyajae
5th April 2007, 12:50
I might use a gardening simile here, if your entire family may be likened to a compost heap (and I think they can!), then you would be the biggest weed growing out of it
:spank:


Need new and original meterial alert!! :bluelight

Wasn't that a line from the wedding sketch by Rowan Atkinson? No porkies now?

sasguru
5th April 2007, 12:52
Need new and original meterial alert!! :bluelight

Wasn't that a line from the wedding sketch by Rowan Atkinson? No porkies now?

That's par for the course. How can SB even attempt to be creative with the sole, withered, stunted neuron he calls his brain?

shaunbhoy
5th April 2007, 12:53
Need new and original meterial alert!! :bluelight

Wasn't that a line from the wedding sketch by Rowan Atkinson? No porkies now?

It certainly was. Well spotted KY. Plagiarised as it was though, I felt it hit the spot and is always worth shoe-horning into any exchange where applicable.
Hard to imagine anyone that mirrors that description better than sg.
;)

sasguru
5th April 2007, 12:54
It certainly was. Well spotted KY. Plagiarised as it was though, I felt it hit the spot and is always worth shoe-horning into any exchange where applicable.
Hard to imagine anyone that mirrors that description better than sg.
;)


That figures. A liitle slow on the uptake, as usual.

shaunbhoy
5th April 2007, 13:00
That figures. A liitle slow on the uptake, as usual.

Forgive me if I sidestep some of your drivel sg. It boils down to a paucity of relevance in most cases although I do my best to help you feel you are somehow involved in threads where I am mentally slaughtering you.

sasguru
5th April 2007, 13:04
Forgive me if I sidestep some of your drivel sg. It boils down to a paucity of relevance in most cases although I do my best to help you feel you are somehow involved in threads where I am mentally slaughtering you.

Would love to stay and banter SB, but I have some boring paperwork to do - however that will probably be marginally more stimulating than listening to your puerile wittering.

shaunbhoy
5th April 2007, 13:06
Would love to stay and banter SB, but I have some boring paperwork to do - however that will probably be marginally more stimulating than listening to your puerile wittering.


See you then.............Brave Sir Robin!!!
:p

Have a good weekend, and next week I may taunt you further!
:rollin:

sasguru
5th April 2007, 13:08
See you then.............Brave Sir Robin!!!
:p

Have a good weekend, and next week I may taunt you further!
:rollin:

Next week I will be chilling out, swimming and watching beautiful sunsets on the beach. The hotel seems to have wi-fi though, so you never know - I could pop up now and then to continue furthering your education :D

Maxamus
5th April 2007, 13:11
has this turned into an insult throwing bitching match between you two?

:spank:

You cranks!

Bagpuss
5th April 2007, 13:16
SallyAnne what is my opinion today?

SallyAnne
5th April 2007, 18:49
SallyAnne what is my opinion today?

Simply that the world is a lovely, happy place to be, that you are a nice, kind man, and that you love me lots and lots x x x x x

(you're not in a fighty mood today)