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If that thing breaks, it will pretty much wash away the three villages which have been evacuated. They reckon the damage caused could run into several pounds.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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One thing doesn't quite stack up:
"Fire crews are pumping water out of the reservoir in a bid to ease the pressure on the dam".
Where the feck to?Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglishIf that thing breaks, it will pretty much wash away the three villages which have been evacuated. They reckon the damage caused could run into several pounds.Comment
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In geordieland they get a bra and knickers stuck in the drain, In Hull they get the complete guy.
oops sorry, RIP mate
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Originally posted by TonyEnglishIf that thing breaks, it will pretty much wash away the three villages which have been evacuated. They reckon the damage caused could run into several pounds.Comment
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So the resevoir wall is not strong enough to hold the full amount of water?
Good design there then.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimistIn geordieland they get a bra and knickers stuck in the drain, In Hull they get the complete guy.
oops sorry, RIP mate
You're going to hell mate, but so am I for laughing.Comment
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how often have they complained about lack of water, and now they have some they cant handle it?I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!Comment
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