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zeitghost
10th September 2007, 11:00
to ban Plasma screen Televisual Apparati because they are not environmentally friendly and consume too much electrical power.

Do they really want to get elected or what?

They came out with another stunningly daft idea over the weekend but I've forgotten for the moment what it is.

Churchill
10th September 2007, 11:04
to ban Plasma screen tvs coz they are not environmentally friendly and take too much power.

Do they really want to get ellected or wot?

They came out with another stunningly daft idea over the weekend but I've forgotten for the moment what it is.

:spel
All over the bloody place - are you going into regression or shagging a young bird and trying to be hip?

wendigo100
10th September 2007, 11:08
The sooner they ditch the Bliar clone Cameron and find someone with half a brain the better.I'm beginning to think you're right. And ditch whoever is advising him of these daft policy statements.

How about banning people who have heart pacemakers?

Cooperinliverp00l
10th September 2007, 11:12
my eye caught one idea but not sure who was pushing it....Give all expecting mothers £120 towards healthy foods during pregnancy in the hope that it will cut down on child hood illnesses.

Of course they have already admitted there will be no way to ensure they money is spent on food and not Cigs and Beer

AlfredJPruffock
10th September 2007, 11:15
The way to gain votes is to abolish something which is universally destested by the electorate and would benefit the envrionment.

From the Pruffock Social Observatory (PSO) I would reccomend the following to the Tory Think Tank.

Now - just imagine the carbon foorprint of all those shirts which are ironed in the UK - now who enjoys ironing shirts ?

So - lets abolish ironing of shorts - then all ironing - perfect excuse to make shirts a thing of a pass.

That would get the vote from an increasingly jaded electorate.

Perfect.

I'll repeat that - the shirt event
I'll repeat that - the shirt event
I'll repeat that - the shirt event



Now then .

Just think of the carbon footrprint of all those tax offices ..

Zorba
10th September 2007, 12:25
So - lets abolish ironing of shorts - then all ironing - perfect excuse to make shirts a thing of a pass.


I would declare myself inside IR35 for that. I hate shirts!

Also, can we do ties at the same time? Make it an Act.